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Tamra is a legend.

2
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Yeah, yeah, she's had two
hitless albums back-to-back,

3
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but someone else's take
isn't the ticket.

4
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We need hers.

5
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We need someone who can
get her to actually open up

6
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and be honest.

7
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Somebody who can
get her to say something brutal or cocky,

8
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whatever it actually is.

9
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What does she still want
from music?

10
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What does she still think was,

11
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you know, missing
from that last project?

12
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The only thing a story
about a legend like Tamra Camden is missing

13
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is as much Tamra Camden
as possible.

14
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Damn good point, Ariel.

15
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I'd read that.

16
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Thank you.

17
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Uh, I mean,
I would love to maybe--

18
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What about Chris Wreath
to write it?

19
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I mean, he would be
inspired, right?

20
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Yeah, strong agree.
I'll send him a note.

21
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Done.

22
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Okay. Good job.

23
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Moving on.

24
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On to the M.O.B.

25
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<i>: It's just driving me</i>
<i>fucking nuts.</i>

26
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<i>I've been there</i>
<i>for three years.</i>

27
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Three years of my life,

28
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and I haven't written
a single real story.

29
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- Yes, you have.
- No, I haven't.

30
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What are you talking about?

31
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I loved that piece on that,
uh... What was it?

32
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Blind martial arts instructor.

33
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- Oh, yeah, okay.
- How'd he do that three-finger thing?

34
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- Oh. Like...
- It was like...

35
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- Wow, you look cute today.
- Stop.

36
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- Okay.
- Okay.

37
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This is how I see it.

38
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Step one,

39
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write about famous people

40
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because they're
inherently fascinating.

41
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That's where I'm at right now.

42
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- Step two...
- "Famous people."

43
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Okay. Step two,

44
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people start
to find me fascinating

45
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'cause I'm writing
about fascinating people.

46
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And then, three,

47
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take that goodwill and

48
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use it to write whatever
the fuck I want.

49
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What's the...

50
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what's the end goal
of all that, though?

51
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Like, what's the point?

52
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- Write a book. Like...
- Mmm.

53
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Books, plural.

54
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Then, show people that...

55
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I don't know...

56
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that I'm a good fucking writer.

57
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Show them what I... I think

58
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and... and...
and feel, love, hate.

59
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But at this rate,
I'll be, like, 35

60
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before that ever happens,
which is basically 40.

61
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Sorry, no offense.

62
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Whoa, hold up. I'm...
I... I'm only 32.

63
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- What the hell?
- I'm like... I rounded up.

64
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- That's wack.
- That's my fault.

65
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- I... I rounded up.
- Okay, also,

66
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is this one of those vents
where you just need to vent

67
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or one of the rare vents
where you actually want advice?

68
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Wow. Okay.

69
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The former. Right.

70
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Can you pass me the...

71
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I am open.

72
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I will take advice. I'm open.

73
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- For real?
- Yeah, for real.

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Okay.

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Well, with love and compassion,

76
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I don't think anyone gives
a fuck about what you feel

77
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or love or hate.

78
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Listen,
you're only 27 years old.

79
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You didn't grow up poor or rich.

80
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You have a good job,
a perfect bill of health.

81
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No addictions, no enemies.

82
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Hell, you've never let
anyone in close enough,

83
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present company included,
to actually break your heart.

84
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And your parents are perfect,
which is why you always shit on my mom.

85
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No, I always shit on your mom
'cause she's fucking crazy.

86
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Your problem is that
you're middle.

87
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Which is okay. Most people are.

88
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But it's experience
that gives people perspective,

89
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and it's perspective
that gives opinions their value,

90
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and yours is...

91
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it's middle as fuck.

92
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Okay.

93
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This eel is delicious,
by the way.

94
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Yeah, it's really good.
No, it's really, really good.

95
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Are you okay?

96
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'Cause I could...
I could take that back.

97
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The eel is really good.

98
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So...

99
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I mean,
now is the time, then.

100
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But why?
Why is now the time?

101
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I mean, all
the pictures are dropping in.

102
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Like, do you think he had
a ton of work done to his face?

103
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Probably, but I'm calling
bullshit on the whole thing.

104
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What's up?

105
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There's a rumor flying around
that Moretti's back.

106
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Like, "Moretti" Moretti?
Oh, shit.

107
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I know. It's a big day for me.

108
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<i>Dina Simone</i>
was my first ringtone.

109
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<i>Dina Simone</i>was everyone's
first ringtone.

110
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Well, don't be a dick.

111
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Ooh, Stan.

112
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You hear?

113
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Moretti's back.

114
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-Oh, my God. You, too?
- I...

115
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Are we done? Huh?

116
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I mean, if social media
wants to freak out over every rumor,

117
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so be it, but you guys
are supposed to be journalists.

118
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Besides, no one
has seen or heard from Moretti

119
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in 30 years.

120
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If there was an album,

121
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I am sure they'd release it
the same way he always did.

122
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Uh, his publicist,
Soledad Yusef,

123
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would mail in a VHS of him

124
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nonsensically just rattling off
Moretti's career highlights

125
00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:06,007
and proclaiming that
a new album was on the way.

126
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It was nauseating.

127
00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:08,923
- Look at this.
- What's this?

128
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<i>:</i>
<i>Hello, my loves.</i>

129
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<i>Hello.</i>

130
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Holy shit,
that's actually him.

131
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<i>It's been a long time</i>
<i>since we've done this dance.</i>

132
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<i>But I think this dance we do</i>
<i>is a timeless one. Don't you?</i>

133
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<i>: A lot has changed</i>
<i>in the last 27 years.</i>

134
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<i>Oh, my God.</i>

135
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<i>Can you believe</i>
<i>it's been 27 years?</i>

136
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<i>Look at me.</i>

137
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<i>I'm like a silver fox.</i>

138
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<i>Okay. I'm having too much fun.</i>

139
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<i>- Enough about me.</i>

140
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<i>What about him? What about him?</i>

141
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,304
<i>Mr. Glam-boyant himself.</i>

142
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<i>The Velvet Caller. Don Diva.</i>

143
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<i>The Wizard of Wiggle.</i>

144
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<i>The icon responsible</i>
<i>for the highest-grossing</i> <i>world tour in history.</i>

145
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<i>The only living artist to</i>
<i>secure 38 number one singles.</i>

146
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<i>Yes. Yes.</i>

147
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<i>It is with... Ooh!</i>

148
00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:05,719
<i>Unmitigated joy</i>
<i>that I announce to you,</i> <i>my babies,</i>

149
00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:07,721
<i>he's bringing you a gift.</i>

150
00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:13,117
<i>The greatest album</i>
<i>of modern times.</i>

151
00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:18,340
<i>Future times,</i>
<i>all the times, really.</i>

152
00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:21,212
<i>And, in typical</i>
<i>Debutante fashion,</i>

153
00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:25,129
<i>he'll be playing for a select</i>
<i>group of people this weekend</i>

154
00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:27,871
<i>before he gives this</i>
<i>new blessing unto the world.</i>

155
00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,439
<i>And there is more to come.</i>

156
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<i>So much more.</i>

157
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<i>♪ Such a sweet little thing </i>

158
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<i>♪ Dina </i>

159
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,012
<i>♪ And you deserve</i>
<i>Million-dollar rings ♪</i>

160
00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:39,317
<i>♪ Simone </i>

161
00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,493
<i>♪ I like</i>
<i>Your tight little jeans ♪</i>

162
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,843
<i>♪ Dina </i>

163
00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,671
<i>♪ And I love how</i>
<i>She dress like a saint ♪</i>

164
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<i>♪ Simone </i>

165
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<i>♪ Hold me, baby</i>
<i>Hold me tight ♪</i>

166
00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:52,069
<i>♪ Kiss me, girl </i>

167
00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:53,636
<i>♪ It's Saturday night </i>

168
00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:55,116
...Alfred Moretti.

169
00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:56,421
<i>♪ See me watching </i>

170
00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:58,162
<i>♪ Paint the town </i>

171
00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:00,077
<i>♪ She's with us </i>

172
00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:01,731
<i>♪ Queens and Crown </i>

173
00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:04,516
<i>♪ All I want is you</i>
<i>And diamonds on me ♪</i>

174
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:08,782
<i>♪ Ooh, don't you ever</i>
<i>Show me mercy, ooh ♪</i>

175
00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:11,654
<i>♪ I'm here alone</i>
<i>With reservations for three ♪</i>

176
00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,351
<i>♪ I need you </i>

177
00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:15,658
<i>♪ You too, perfect, yeah </i>

178
00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:18,226
<i>♪ Such a sweet little thing </i>

179
00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:19,749
<i>♪ Dina </i>

180
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:21,708
<i>♪ And you deserve</i>
<i>Million-dollar rings ♪</i>

181
00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:23,535
<i>♪ Simone </i>

182
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,016
<i>♪ I like</i>
<i>Your tight little jeans ♪</i>

183
00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:27,627
<i>♪ Dina </i>

184
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,237
<i>♪ And I love how</i>
<i>She dress like a saint ♪</i>

185
00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:30,325
<i>♪ Simone </i>

186
00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:31,892
<i>♪ You chauffeur 'round </i>

187
00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:34,372
<i>♪ All around the town</i>
<i>In Cadillac Sedan de Villes ♪</i>

188
00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,244
<i>♪ And sex</i>
<i>Is your favorite thing ♪</i>

189
00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,159
<i>♪ Cocaine and blue pills </i>

190
00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:40,030
<i>♪ You, club </i>

191
00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,597
<i>♪ You, ballet </i>

192
00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,381
<i>♪ She, in the bedroom </i>

193
00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,557
<i>♪ Her right here</i>
<i>In the valet ♪</i>

194
00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,996
<i>♪ Bodies intertwine</i>
<i>In the dark lights ♪</i>

195
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,606
<i>♪ Our souls </i>

196
00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:51,738
Oh, shit.

197
00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:53,435
<i>♪ Exchange under</i>
<i>The night sky ♪</i>

198
00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:56,786
<i>♪ Raging bulls</i>
<i>Till we fall asleep ♪</i>

199
00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:59,136
<i>♪ The sun is coming for us </i>

200
00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:00,747
<i>♪ Jealousy </i>

201
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,574
<i>♪ Such a sweet little thing </i>

202
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,880
<i>♪ Dina </i>

203
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:06,056
<i>♪ And you deserve</i>
<i>Million-dollar rings ♪</i>

204
00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:07,231
<i>♪ Simone </i>

205
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:10,104
<i>- He's back, my babies.</i>

206
00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:14,761
Ugh. Classic.

207
00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,937
Truly a perfect album,

208
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:20,244
up there with <i>Thriller,</i>
<i>Hotel California, Nebraska.</i>

209
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,290
There's a second one.

210
00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:24,466
This is for, uh...

211
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,381
Ariel Ecton.

212
00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:29,297
-Who?
-Seriously?

213
00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:35,520
<i>: So,</i>
<i>what do you think</i> <i>of the news of Moretti</i>

214
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,348
<i>coming out of retirement?</i>

215
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,916
<i>: Oh, my gosh,</i>
<i>I mean, it feels like a dream,</i>

216
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:42,049
<i>you know? I used to listen</i>
<i>to him all the time as a kid,</i>

217
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,703
<i>and now my kids</i>
<i>get their own Moretti album.</i>

218
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,009
<i>And you, sir?</i>

219
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:48,664
<i>Moretti sleeps 12 hours a day,</i>

220
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:51,058
<i>and then stands 12 hours a day.</i>

221
00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,668
<i>Like, it's</i>
<i>a "balance of life" thing.</i>

222
00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:55,584
<i>This is my favorite rumor</i>
<i>about this guy.</i>

223
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:59,327
<i>Somebody's trying to suggest</i>
<i>that he bought</i> <i>Freddie Mercury's teeth.</i>

224
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,113
<i>- And he might--</i>
<i>- Today's top story,</i>

225
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,376
<i>Alfred Moretti,</i>
<i>arguably the biggest</i>

226
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:06,900
<i>pop star of the '90s,</i>

227
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:10,207
<i>has resurfaced</i>
<i>after a 30-year hiat...</i>

228
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,022
Smell that desert air.

229
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,980
Oh, yeah, it's amazing.

230
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,460
-Right? Oh.
-Hello.

231
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,767
- Hello. Oh, okay. Okay.
-Oh.

232
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:52,554
Ms. Ecton. Mr. Sullivan.

233
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:55,078
Welcome to Green River, Utah.

234
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,865
It'll be an absolute honor

235
00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:00,649
to spend this weekend with you.

236
00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:01,737
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

237
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,043
<i>Namaste.</i>

238
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,392
The other guests
are waiting just this way.

239
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:05,697
Please follow me

240
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,744
as we board the infamous Louise.

241
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,573
Holy shit.

242
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,661
Slow Lo.

243
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,666
So, uh, rumor had it
that when Moretti toured,

244
00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,494
his outfits were
so damn heavy that the--

245
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:22,366
Yeah, they would
weigh the bus down, and they would have to,

246
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:26,588
uh, stop to fuel twice as much
'cause it was so slow and low.

247
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,111
- Hence the name.
- Yeah.

248
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,460
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

249
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,115
I just...
I did a little research.

250
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:34,074
No, that's impressive.
That's really impressive.

251
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:36,250
-Thanks.
-Yeah. Nice job, rookie.

252
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:37,599
Okay.

253
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,644
Well, lookie here.

254
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:42,734
Hey. Long time, huh?

255
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,214
Hey.

256
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,129
Oh, everybody, uh, meet Ariel.

257
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:48,828
Some young blood from
the magazine tagging along.

258
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,090
- Hi.
- This is Clara,

259
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:52,092
who you know of, I'm sure.

260
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:56,836
And, of course, Bianca Tyson,
the top paparazza in the game.

261
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,054
Stan.

262
00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,839
- Clara. Clara.
- Stan.

263
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,145
Stan.

264
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:03,625
I see you, uh,

265
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:05,105
took a break from being

266
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:07,194
the most hated sex symbol on TV
to join us.

267
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,239
Key words, "sex symbol..."

268
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:11,198
Thank you... And "TV."

269
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,634
How's print media treating you?

270
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:13,722
Oh.

271
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,289
Nice to meet you, dear.

272
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,117
Oh, nice to meet you.

273
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,335
I'm not sure
who that is.

274
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,685
That is Emily Katz.

275
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,862
- She's an influencer.
-Oh, Lord help us.

276
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,168
Wait, sorry.
Is she talking to Bill Lotto?

277
00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:26,778
Oh, I know, right?

278
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,041
You'd think some of the sheen

279
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,739
would wear off after
he pivoted to podcasts.

280
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:33,481
I'm surprised he even came,
to be honest.

281
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,831
What do you mean?
Why would he miss the event of the century?

282
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,702
They hated each other.

283
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:41,184
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are about to depart

284
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:44,361
on our
four-hour-and-eight-minute journey.

285
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:48,800
Please feel free to luxuriate
until our arrival.

286
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,586
Thank you.

287
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:22,573
Oh, my God. Cindy Crawford
is such a legend.

288
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,879
She's my favorite
of his girlfriends.

289
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,489
Oh, that is sexy.

290
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,100
What are they doing?

291
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,153
Stan, have you been
reading this?

292
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,328
Hmm?

293
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:40,591
Oh, it's from the basket, right?

294
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:43,986
I haven't. What's the haps?

295
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:49,383
I mean, the haps are very,
uh, specific. They...

296
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,863
Hey, so this is a good time
to establish our game plan.

297
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,256
Oh. Yeah.

298
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,431
Okay. Yes, actually.

299
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,607
I was, uh, writing
some stuff down earlier.

300
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:57,695
- Great.
- Yeah.

301
00:15:57,782 --> 00:16:00,394
So, you know, obviously,

302
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,744
I'll be the one
who writes the review and the piece,

303
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:08,097
but what I could
really use your help with is some note-taking.

304
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:14,756
Okay. Yeah, um, I... I would...

305
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:17,367
- You know, I could share--
- Nah, just the note-taking. Anything you see.

306
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,804
Weird books or, uh,

307
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,415
I don't know, orgies, whatever.

308
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,373
Just, uh, write it down,

309
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,897
and I'll give it a look
at the end of the weekend. Got it?

310
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,683
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

311
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:33,166
You know, I'm...
I'm really happy for you.

312
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,305
Who are these people?

313
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:27,046
Moretti diehards.

314
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,744
They've been congregating
since the announcement.

315
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,703
I even heard a few have been
sleeping in their cars.

316
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:35,793
All hoping to get
a glimpse of him.

317
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,100
Some people really need a hobby.

318
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,068
I love you!

319
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:52,696
Oh, thanks, honey.

320
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:57,266
I mean, had to wear
the boots, right?

321
00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:58,789
-Right this way.
-They look perfect.

322
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,748
-Thanks.
-Oh, my goodness.

323
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:11,889
Welcome.

324
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:15,066
Before you head to your
respective rooms to freshen up,

325
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,852
to ensure
the integrity of this event, deposit your cell phones here.

326
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:20,811
We will return them Sunday
after your experience is over.

327
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:22,770
No problem.

328
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:25,773
Thank you.

329
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,392
Hey.

330
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,395
Ms. Katz.

331
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:48,187
Thank you.

332
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:52,930
This is a gift.

333
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,062
-Oh.
-Thank you.

334
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:55,281
Welcome, Ms. Ecton.

335
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:57,457
It's beautiful.

336
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,809
-Ariel.
- I'm gonna put this by my Emmy.

337
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:04,464
Okay.

338
00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:44,128
Over the years,
my concerts attracted

339
00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:47,915
a, uh, veritable who's who

340
00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:52,267
of the revered
and the beatified.

341
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:56,184
And after every show,
it was customary

342
00:21:56,271 --> 00:22:00,493
for me to invite some of them
backstage to my green room

343
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:06,150
to take photos
and exchange pleasantries.

344
00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:11,895
And, one night,
I had the unbelievable honor

345
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:17,161
to welcome both Chuck Norris
and Muhammad Ali.

346
00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:20,513
And as is always the case

347
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:24,604
when two alpha males enter
the same space,

348
00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:27,346
a competition ensued.

349
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:30,566
And soon enough,
Chuck Norris stood up

350
00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:34,918
and announced that his hands
were so fast

351
00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:38,444
that he could chop
a mosquito in half.

352
00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:41,751
And just as he had finished
that sentence...

353
00:22:41,838 --> 00:22:43,057
Hi-ya!

354
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:46,539
I looked down at the floor,
and sure enough,

355
00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:49,542
there's a mosquito
chopped in half.

356
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,763
Ali doesn't skip a beat.

357
00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:55,199
He stands up,

358
00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:57,767
goes to the center of the room,

359
00:22:57,854 --> 00:22:59,856
kind of leans back a bit.

360
00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:03,207
Double-jabs it.

361
00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:06,385
I look down on the floor,

362
00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:09,344
and there is a mosquito

363
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:12,478
chopped into four tiny bits.

364
00:23:13,087 --> 00:23:16,003
The entire room applauds.

365
00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:19,398
But Chuck Norris,
very determined, does not give up.

366
00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:23,967
He reclaims
the center of the room.

367
00:23:24,054 --> 00:23:25,534
Locates one, and then...

368
00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:33,673
I look down, and sure enough,
there lay a little bloodsucker

369
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:37,067
cut into six tiny portions.

370
00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:41,245
And Ali, cool as a cucumber,
he stands,

371
00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:44,901
scouring the room,
locates a mosquito.

372
00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:46,207
Whack.

373
00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:48,557
I look up, and that mosquito
is still airborne.

374
00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:50,516
I say, "Ali, champ,

375
00:23:51,778 --> 00:23:54,694
"that mosquito is still
flying around."

376
00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:57,218
Ali turns back to me,
and he says,

377
00:23:57,305 --> 00:24:00,221
"Yeah, he's still flying around,

378
00:24:00,308 --> 00:24:03,137
"but he'll never have children."

379
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,188
And so,

380
00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:15,932
let me be the first
to congratulate all of you

381
00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:18,369
on being the first to hear

382
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:24,071
my 18th studio album,
<i>Caesar's Request.</i>

383
00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:28,684
Let's dine, shall we?

384
00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:36,475
Hi. It's so nice
to finally meet you. - Pleasure.

385
00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:41,131
- It's good to see you.
- You, too.

386
00:24:41,218 --> 00:24:42,698
- Alfred.
- Young man.

387
00:24:42,785 --> 00:24:43,786
- Mmm.
- Pleasure.

388
00:24:43,873 --> 00:24:45,396
I'd like to start off
by saying...

389
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,921
- Water under the bridge.
- Exactly.

390
00:24:49,836 --> 00:24:51,228
You look good, man.

391
00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:52,795
You look good, too.
Not as good as me.

392
00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:54,057
- Oh.
- Thanks, Ariel.

393
00:24:55,624 --> 00:24:57,452
Hey. I heard
you're from New York City.

394
00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:00,150
- Is that true?
- Uh, yes, it is true.

395
00:25:00,237 --> 00:25:01,761
That's so cool.

396
00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,589
- Thanks.
- I like your hair.

397
00:25:03,676 --> 00:25:05,068
I like your hair, too.

398
00:25:05,155 --> 00:25:06,330
Uh, my name's Ariel.

399
00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:07,506
Nice to meet you, Ariel.

400
00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:09,159
- I'm Maude.
- Nice to meet you, Maude.

401
00:25:09,246 --> 00:25:10,726
Would you like to sit
with me, Ariel?

402
00:25:10,813 --> 00:25:12,423
Yes.

403
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,816
Yes, I would.

404
00:25:15,731 --> 00:25:17,820
Now a toast, if I may.

405
00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:21,694
Because this, my old friend,
does not happen anymore.

406
00:25:21,781 --> 00:25:25,611
This, we have missed,
as we have missed you.

407
00:25:25,698 --> 00:25:26,960
Guys, this is my friend Ariel.

408
00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:28,352
We're honored
to be here with you.

409
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:29,571
Hi. How are you? I'm Joel.

410
00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:30,790
- Nice to meet you.
-To Alfred.

411
00:25:30,877 --> 00:25:32,531
Alfred.

412
00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:41,148
Hey. First Roll.

413
00:25:42,192 --> 00:25:44,238
First Roll.

414
00:25:46,153 --> 00:25:48,547
Take a bite and pass it across.

415
00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:56,250
There you go.

416
00:25:56,337 --> 00:25:58,208
Whoa.
You're like a panther.

417
00:25:58,295 --> 00:26:01,211
Are we gonna get
to see you dance this weekend?

418
00:26:01,298 --> 00:26:03,562
Don't fret, my dear.
I'm still uncoordinated.

419
00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:06,565
Come on, Clara.

420
00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:08,567
What?
Nobody moves like Moretti.

421
00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:16,373
Oh. Thank you.

422
00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:21,378
But it's a pretty one.

423
00:27:21,465 --> 00:27:23,380
Indeed it is.

424
00:27:23,467 --> 00:27:24,817
Yeah. Thought so.

425
00:27:31,562 --> 00:27:33,434
Jorg, right?

426
00:27:35,305 --> 00:27:37,307
Ariel Ecton.

427
00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:40,659
This is amazing.

428
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,619
Um...

429
00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:49,929
Full disclosure,
I'm a journalist here,

430
00:27:50,016 --> 00:27:51,931
and we might be writing a piece

431
00:27:52,018 --> 00:27:54,150
just about how amazing
all this is,

432
00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:57,066
and, um, I just wanted to get,
like, a little bit of background color,

433
00:27:57,153 --> 00:28:00,766
if you're comfortable
talking to me a little.

434
00:28:08,948 --> 00:28:10,514
I used to teach music

435
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:15,694
at Harden High School
in Charlotte.

436
00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:19,698
One semester, I picked
my favorite musician...

437
00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:22,875
The Wizard of Wiggle himself,

438
00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:25,704
to be the primary focus
for the kids.

439
00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:33,450
One day,
I'm teaching second period

440
00:28:33,537 --> 00:28:35,104
when I get a phone call

441
00:28:35,191 --> 00:28:37,454
saying that Moretti
wanted to meet me.

442
00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:40,196
And at first,
I thought it was a prank, you know?

443
00:28:40,283 --> 00:28:42,024
- Mmm.
- Of course.

444
00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:44,374
No one had seen Moretti
in almost ten years.

445
00:28:44,461 --> 00:28:46,289
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

446
00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:47,813
And then...

447
00:28:48,944 --> 00:28:50,598
he got on the phone...

448
00:28:52,295 --> 00:28:54,689
and that voice is...

449
00:28:56,865 --> 00:28:58,127
...unmistakable.

450
00:29:00,521 --> 00:29:01,914
Like, this ain't no prank.

451
00:29:02,001 --> 00:29:05,134
That's the motherfucking
Debutante himself.

452
00:29:05,221 --> 00:29:06,657
Wait, so...

453
00:29:07,136 --> 00:29:09,443
Moretti just, like,
called you out of the blue?

454
00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:11,880
He told me not to tell anyone.

455
00:29:12,489 --> 00:29:14,187
Did he say
what he wanted or... or...

456
00:29:14,274 --> 00:29:15,710
What?

457
00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:17,625
No need. No.

458
00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:19,845
I didn't even tell my job.

459
00:29:19,932 --> 00:29:21,020
No call, no show.

460
00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:24,371
I... I was on a plane
the next morning.

461
00:29:26,677 --> 00:29:29,506
And now, I teach music theory
to the children.

462
00:29:29,593 --> 00:29:31,770
Like, uh, you know,
little Maudey there.

463
00:29:34,207 --> 00:29:37,166
And John here, uh,
teaches phys ed,

464
00:29:37,253 --> 00:29:40,691
like, uh, oh, like, uh,
track and archery.

465
00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:48,134
"Teach them young,
and the world will be yours."

466
00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:51,572
That's from the book,
right? The...

467
00:29:51,659 --> 00:29:53,574
the... the blue one that's...

468
00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:56,533
<i>- Meditations of Level.</i>
-Yeah.

469
00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:58,057
Is that, um...

470
00:29:59,145 --> 00:30:01,582
Sorry, I don't... I don't know
how else to ask that.

471
00:30:01,669 --> 00:30:03,018
Are you...

472
00:30:03,105 --> 00:30:05,368
- you guys...
- We're Levelists.

473
00:30:07,544 --> 00:30:08,807
What do you, uh...

474
00:30:10,983 --> 00:30:14,116
What is that, I guess,
to you or...

475
00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:16,640
you all?

476
00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:22,081
"The one and only holistic path

477
00:30:22,168 --> 00:30:24,823
"to prevent the obstruction
of creativity

478
00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:29,958
"and ensure the protection
of those divinely burdened to wield it."

479
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,051
Doesn't "sycophant" have an "O"?

480
00:31:22,184 --> 00:31:24,056
Probably, yeah. Um...

481
00:31:24,143 --> 00:31:26,319
- Hi.
- Alfred Moretti.

482
00:31:26,406 --> 00:31:28,495
Ariel Ecton.

483
00:31:28,582 --> 00:31:30,279
Indeed you are.

484
00:31:30,366 --> 00:31:32,325
I was shocked to get the invite,

485
00:31:32,412 --> 00:31:35,719
but I'm truly honored
and thrilled

486
00:31:35,806 --> 00:31:37,243
to get to be here this weekend.

487
00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:39,419
I hope so.

488
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,725
Don't forget the "O."

489
00:31:43,249 --> 00:31:45,251
- Right. Yeah.
- Rest well.

490
00:31:45,338 --> 00:31:46,426
You, too.

491
00:32:02,311 --> 00:32:04,096
Congratulations,
and welcome again

492
00:32:04,183 --> 00:32:06,098
to this once-in-a-lifetime
gathering.

493
00:32:06,185 --> 00:32:08,274
For your comfort,
we have assigned each of you

494
00:32:08,361 --> 00:32:10,754
a 24-7 concierge.

495
00:32:10,841 --> 00:32:13,279
If there are
any accommodations that you may desire,

496
00:32:13,366 --> 00:32:15,107
please do not hesitate
to ask them.

497
00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:18,197
None too big, none too small.

498
00:32:18,284 --> 00:32:20,373
Your concierge is here for you.

499
00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:23,115
Holy shit,
the Moretti Museum.

500
00:32:23,202 --> 00:32:25,204
I can't believe it's real.

501
00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:27,902
Oh, the kids are doing
a puppet show.

502
00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,469
I love puppet shows.

503
00:33:35,622 --> 00:33:37,232
<i>:</i>
<i>This song is titled</i>

504
00:33:37,319 --> 00:33:38,886
Tomorrow, <i>my love.</i>

505
00:33:38,973 --> 00:33:40,409
<i>Please enjoy.</i>

506
00:33:57,165 --> 00:34:00,038
<i>♪ The last time</i>
<i>I fell in love ♪</i>

507
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:02,779
<i>♪ I was 16 </i>

508
00:34:06,261 --> 00:34:11,266
<i>♪ A little ol' boy</i>
<i>With some big ol' dreams ♪</i>

509
00:34:13,703 --> 00:34:19,492
<i>♪ Then she headed west</i>
<i>For this Hollywood thing ♪</i>

510
00:34:22,756 --> 00:34:27,630
<i>♪ Love didn't work out</i>
<i>Like it seemed ♪</i>

511
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:34,855
<i>♪ I begged her to stay</i>
<i>But I had no means ♪</i>

512
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:39,512
<i>♪ Stood there</i>
<i>In my cowboy hat ♪</i>

513
00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:43,124
<i>♪ And my favorite jeans </i>

514
00:34:45,431 --> 00:34:51,089
<i>♪ And every night at 8:00</i>
<i>She's on TV ♪</i>

515
00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:55,049
<i>♪ But for me </i>

516
00:34:55,136 --> 00:35:00,315
<i>♪ Things didn't work out</i>
<i>Like they seemed ♪</i>

517
00:35:00,402 --> 00:35:03,318
<i>♪ You deserve the best </i>

518
00:35:04,276 --> 00:35:07,583
<i>♪ And I'll miss you slow </i>

519
00:35:08,410 --> 00:35:12,066
<i>♪ 'Cause life's</i>
<i>Moving faster ♪</i>

520
00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:15,939
<i>♪ Faster than before ♪</i>

521
00:35:16,026 --> 00:35:19,552
<i>♪ When we were young</i>
<i>We had time ♪</i>

522
00:35:20,379 --> 00:35:24,513
<i>♪ Felt seconds last forever </i>

523
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:28,169
<i>♪ But what I never knew </i>

524
00:35:28,256 --> 00:35:31,781
<i>♪ Was how much time</i>
<i>We'd have together ♪</i>

525
00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:36,177
<i>♪ How much time</i>
<i>We'd have together ♪</i>

526
00:36:01,637 --> 00:36:03,161
Hmm?

527
00:36:03,248 --> 00:36:05,337
- Ow!
-There we go. Go.

528
00:36:06,338 --> 00:36:07,426
Hey, what are you doing?

529
00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:08,557
Go ahead.

530
00:36:09,776 --> 00:36:11,256
What are... No, let go of me!

531
00:36:12,953 --> 00:36:15,521
That's it.

532
00:36:34,975 --> 00:36:35,889
Morning.

533
00:36:35,976 --> 00:36:37,499
Good morning.

534
00:36:37,586 --> 00:36:38,805
Can I get you anything?

535
00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:42,983
No. I was just gonna
go for a jog.

536
00:36:47,335 --> 00:36:49,729
I can go for a jog, right?

537
00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:38,228
Morning.

538
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,795
Morning.

539
00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:42,885
How are you finding
everything so far?

540
00:38:42,972 --> 00:38:44,365
Good. Yeah.

541
00:38:45,758 --> 00:38:48,108
How was your morning jog?

542
00:38:48,195 --> 00:38:49,327
It was good.

543
00:38:49,414 --> 00:38:52,025
I, um... I feel bad, though.

544
00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:54,723
My concierge had to jog
with me the whole time.

545
00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:58,640
You guys really go
above and beyond with the service here.

546
00:38:59,162 --> 00:39:02,427
Oh, that's the only thing
you find above and beyond?

547
00:39:02,514 --> 00:39:03,776
The service?

548
00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:06,213
Yeah. Um...

549
00:39:08,084 --> 00:39:09,564
I mean, the song was amazing.

550
00:39:10,478 --> 00:39:13,220
Like, genuinely. It was...

551
00:39:15,309 --> 00:39:17,833
gorgeous and haunting
and kind of funny.

552
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,922
Funny? How?

553
00:39:20,619 --> 00:39:22,925
It's just not really how
I picture your heart, I guess.

554
00:39:23,012 --> 00:39:25,754
How did you picture my heart?

555
00:39:25,841 --> 00:39:27,452
Um...

556
00:39:29,105 --> 00:39:30,280
I...

557
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,891
Like Teflon,

558
00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:34,459
glitter-glazed and reinforced

559
00:39:34,546 --> 00:39:36,809
with a shit ton of cash
and applause.

560
00:39:36,896 --> 00:39:38,071
Pardon my French.

561
00:39:38,158 --> 00:39:40,029
Well, don't stop Frenching

562
00:39:40,116 --> 00:39:42,205
on my account, dear. Sit.

563
00:39:44,469 --> 00:39:45,600
Um...

564
00:39:46,253 --> 00:39:47,646
Really, though, I just...

565
00:39:47,733 --> 00:39:49,648
I found it really impressive.

566
00:39:50,257 --> 00:39:51,432
Thank you.

567
00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:55,871
You're able to sing
about all that like it was yesterday, and...

568
00:39:57,351 --> 00:40:00,267
it was really kind of comforting

569
00:40:00,354 --> 00:40:01,790
that you hadn't lost a step.

570
00:40:03,226 --> 00:40:05,925
Thank you. Well, yes,
that would be a bummer.

571
00:40:06,012 --> 00:40:07,709
Yeah,
that'd be a huge bummer.

572
00:40:07,796 --> 00:40:09,885
Hi, Ariel.

573
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,759
Um...

574
00:40:15,021 --> 00:40:17,240
not to get all
Anderson Cooper on you

575
00:40:17,327 --> 00:40:18,764
- first thing in the morning...
- Mmm-hmm.

576
00:40:18,851 --> 00:40:22,420
...but, um, this place,
this, um...

577
00:40:24,204 --> 00:40:26,772
religion, Level...

578
00:40:29,078 --> 00:40:30,863
...how long ago was it
since you founded it?

579
00:40:30,950 --> 00:40:34,214
Oh.

580
00:40:35,824 --> 00:40:37,957
Oh, no. I didn't create it.

581
00:40:38,044 --> 00:40:39,567
You think I wrote all that?

582
00:40:39,654 --> 00:40:42,701
No, I'm just a simple songman.

583
00:40:43,571 --> 00:40:46,444
It existed long before me.

584
00:40:47,270 --> 00:40:48,489
But you are a member?

585
00:40:48,576 --> 00:40:51,927
Yes, I'm very committed to it.

586
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,106
What is it that you guys do?

587
00:40:58,412 --> 00:41:00,458
What do you mean, what do we do?

588
00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:02,764
I mean, all religions
do something.

589
00:41:03,591 --> 00:41:05,288
Catholics go to Mass.

590
00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:07,203
They drink the blood of Christ.

591
00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:09,989
Muslims, uh, pray towards Mecca.

592
00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:12,295
You know, they...
they do things.

593
00:41:12,382 --> 00:41:14,559
All religions have things
that they do together.

594
00:41:14,646 --> 00:41:19,302
Um, then what do you call
a group that does nothing together?

595
00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:21,000
Congress.

596
00:41:24,307 --> 00:41:25,526
Actually, you know what?

597
00:41:25,613 --> 00:41:27,963
There... there is...

598
00:41:29,225 --> 00:41:31,750
one thing we... we all do.

599
00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:33,186
Would you like to see?

600
00:41:33,273 --> 00:41:34,840
Yeah.

601
00:42:01,867 --> 00:42:03,085
Sorry about the odor.

602
00:42:03,172 --> 00:42:05,479
I wish that I could say
you get used to it,

603
00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:07,046
but you don't.

604
00:42:08,656 --> 00:42:12,660
Now, this believer is engaged

605
00:42:12,747 --> 00:42:15,707
in a process we call Diving.

606
00:42:15,794 --> 00:42:19,319
That's something
we're all called to do.

607
00:42:20,233 --> 00:42:21,887
"We all," including yourself?

608
00:42:22,801 --> 00:42:24,411
Absolutely.

609
00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:32,201
So, you eat them?

610
00:42:32,288 --> 00:42:35,988
For necklaces,
we source only natural pearls,

611
00:42:36,075 --> 00:42:38,338
so that means
we're obligated to open

612
00:42:38,425 --> 00:42:41,384
oyster after oyster after oyster

613
00:42:41,471 --> 00:42:44,518
before we find one
with a pearl in it.

614
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:48,391
Well, in a hundred oysters,

615
00:42:49,915 --> 00:42:52,439
how often do you find a pearl?

616
00:42:52,526 --> 00:42:54,441
Not all that often,
but distilling it

617
00:42:54,528 --> 00:42:58,880
into a chore of numbers
is beside the point.

618
00:42:58,967 --> 00:43:00,882
Well, what's the point, then?

619
00:43:10,892 --> 00:43:12,633
Oh, damn.

620
00:43:15,549 --> 00:43:16,942
We should probably...

621
00:43:17,638 --> 00:43:20,510
leave him to it,
let him concentrate.

622
00:43:33,132 --> 00:43:35,221
Um...

623
00:43:36,352 --> 00:43:39,051
forgive me if I'm missing
something, but...

624
00:43:40,356 --> 00:43:41,575
what...

625
00:43:42,794 --> 00:43:45,753
What's the point
of that, exactly?

626
00:43:47,842 --> 00:43:50,366
Well, the <i>Meditations of Level</i>

627
00:43:50,453 --> 00:43:53,718
teaches us that the worth
of a single pearl

628
00:43:53,805 --> 00:43:58,418
surpasses the value
of all empty shells

629
00:43:58,505 --> 00:44:02,378
and that balance, true balance,

630
00:44:02,465 --> 00:44:06,600
exists not in the notion
that all things are equal

631
00:44:06,687 --> 00:44:08,776
but in the realization

632
00:44:08,863 --> 00:44:11,083
that all things are not...

633
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:13,694
equal.

634
00:44:15,174 --> 00:44:16,697
True balance?

635
00:44:16,784 --> 00:44:17,916
Yes.

636
00:44:18,003 --> 00:44:22,137
Like someone who would sleep
12 hours a day

637
00:44:22,224 --> 00:44:24,705
and stay up for 12 hours,
for example.

638
00:44:26,315 --> 00:44:27,447
Hmm.

639
00:44:29,014 --> 00:44:32,452
Did you really buy and wear
Freddie Mercury's teeth?

640
00:44:57,738 --> 00:44:58,913
Okay.

641
00:45:05,398 --> 00:45:06,573
Hi.

642
00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:11,186
Oh, hello.

643
00:45:11,273 --> 00:45:13,754
It's so great
to finally meet you, Ariel.

644
00:45:13,841 --> 00:45:16,452
Uh, it's nice
to meet you, too...

645
00:45:16,539 --> 00:45:17,715
Rachel.

646
00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:21,327
- Okay.
- Okay, um...

647
00:45:22,632 --> 00:45:24,460
Rachel.

648
00:45:26,158 --> 00:45:27,899
- Rachel, hi. Yeah.
- Hi.

649
00:45:27,986 --> 00:45:29,552
What... what is all this?

650
00:45:29,639 --> 00:45:30,728
Here.

651
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,556
Oh, beautiful. Option three,

652
00:45:33,643 --> 00:45:35,515
with the olive foundation,
like we talked about last week, okay?

653
00:45:35,602 --> 00:45:36,690
- Okay.
- Thank you.

654
00:45:36,777 --> 00:45:38,300
No, I... I got
one of these, actually.

655
00:45:38,387 --> 00:45:40,215
Um... just, like, what is this?

656
00:45:40,302 --> 00:45:43,392
Is this, like, the...
the spa experience or...

657
00:45:44,611 --> 00:45:46,091
Right. Okay.

658
00:45:46,178 --> 00:45:48,833
We're gonna make you look
like the best version of you.

659
00:45:50,443 --> 00:45:52,053
Okay. Um...

660
00:45:54,186 --> 00:45:55,665
What number?

661
00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,537
Okay. Two dresses.

662
00:45:59,408 --> 00:46:01,236
Let me ask you this.

663
00:46:01,323 --> 00:46:02,585
Uh...

664
00:46:03,848 --> 00:46:07,286
did you receive a call
out of the blue, maybe,

665
00:46:07,373 --> 00:46:10,811
from Moretti a few years ago,
and that's what brought you to this place?

666
00:46:10,898 --> 00:46:13,074
I'm sorry, my dear,
the schedule.

667
00:46:13,161 --> 00:46:14,249
Let us do what we do,

668
00:46:14,336 --> 00:46:16,034
and I promise
you will look and feel

669
00:46:16,121 --> 00:46:17,600
- like a million bucks.
- Yeah. Okay.

670
00:46:30,831 --> 00:46:33,268
Mmm. Mmm.

671
00:46:33,355 --> 00:46:35,705
You have Pam Grier's
bone structure.

672
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,229
- Okay.
- Ooh, truly gorgeous.

673
00:46:37,316 --> 00:46:39,144
Let's not get carried away, now.

674
00:46:39,753 --> 00:46:41,189
Okay.

675
00:46:41,276 --> 00:46:42,843
It's so weird.

676
00:46:42,930 --> 00:46:44,497
You guys do fast work.

677
00:46:44,584 --> 00:46:47,152
It's like, one day
you just look in the mirror

678
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:48,588
and you're both
of your parents, you're...

679
00:46:51,156 --> 00:46:52,374
Okay, hon.

680
00:46:52,461 --> 00:46:54,942
So, how's the lady garden?

681
00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:57,075
Um...

682
00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:00,469
What?

683
00:47:00,556 --> 00:47:01,644
Your lady garden.

684
00:47:03,429 --> 00:47:04,691
Your cha-cha.

685
00:47:05,735 --> 00:47:07,172
Your vagina, my dear.

686
00:47:07,259 --> 00:47:09,652
When was the last time
you shaved or waxed down there?

687
00:47:09,739 --> 00:47:11,741
Uh, no, yeah,
I... I... I figured.

688
00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:14,353
Um...

689
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:15,963
I don't know.

690
00:47:16,050 --> 00:47:18,792
Uh, I... I... I don't...

691
00:47:18,879 --> 00:47:22,404
I don't know why
it's any of your business.

692
00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:28,846
It... it has been a... a minute.

693
00:47:28,933 --> 00:47:30,760
That's good. That's good.

694
00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:33,111
Moretti requires
that everyone be unshaven.

695
00:47:33,198 --> 00:47:36,418
But what he actually means
is a full, tidy bush,

696
00:47:36,505 --> 00:47:38,725
emphasis on "tidy."

697
00:47:38,812 --> 00:47:40,770
We all do it, even the men.

698
00:47:44,774 --> 00:47:47,777
Does he have plans to...
to... to see...

699
00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:49,257
I'm sure he doesn't.

700
00:47:50,955 --> 00:47:54,697
I've worked on The Debutante
since before the Cream Crush Tour.

701
00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:56,090
He's had many impressive guests.

702
00:47:56,177 --> 00:47:59,485
Icons, people who had holidays
named after them.

703
00:47:59,572 --> 00:48:01,966
Football players,
Pulitzer Prize winners.

704
00:48:02,053 --> 00:48:05,752
Everyone with 100% certainty
has gone through this process.

705
00:48:05,839 --> 00:48:07,014
Okay, uh, sorry.

706
00:48:07,101 --> 00:48:09,321
So, um, because

707
00:48:10,409 --> 00:48:13,281
some famous, influential people

708
00:48:13,368 --> 00:48:16,589
wanted to... to...
to spend time with Moretti,

709
00:48:16,676 --> 00:48:21,246
they let you,
or whoever else, um...

710
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:25,032
shave them down there?

711
00:48:25,119 --> 00:48:28,818
Hey, as Moretti always says,

712
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,952
"No one is more of a star fucker

713
00:48:32,039 --> 00:48:33,736
"than the fucking stars."

714
00:48:41,396 --> 00:48:44,182
I mean, has the man
ever told a joke that's actually funny?

715
00:48:44,269 --> 00:48:45,792
- Well...
- Hey.

716
00:48:46,706 --> 00:48:48,360
- Hey.
- Wow, honey.

717
00:48:48,447 --> 00:48:49,709
You look gorgeous.

718
00:48:49,796 --> 00:48:51,450
Doesn't she look gorgeous, Stan?

719
00:48:51,537 --> 00:48:54,409
-No objection here.
- I mean, you guys look amazing.

720
00:48:54,496 --> 00:48:55,671
I love your hair, Clara.

721
00:48:55,758 --> 00:48:57,282
Well, it's a wig.

722
00:48:57,369 --> 00:49:00,546
Yeah, she knows it's a wig,
Stan, you miserable ass.

723
00:49:01,242 --> 00:49:02,809
And they put it on
a little bit too tight,

724
00:49:02,896 --> 00:49:04,028
but other than that,

725
00:49:04,115 --> 00:49:05,551
I think it looks fabulous on me.

726
00:49:05,638 --> 00:49:07,422
It does. This is a look.

727
00:49:08,119 --> 00:49:09,555
Um...

728
00:49:12,123 --> 00:49:14,342
Sorry, did... did...
did your guys's concierges

729
00:49:14,429 --> 00:49:15,996
stay with you all night?

730
00:49:16,823 --> 00:49:18,216
- Yep.
- Yep.

731
00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,392
And did they, um...

732
00:49:21,219 --> 00:49:25,658
they shave you down...

733
00:49:25,745 --> 00:49:26,746
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.

734
00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:28,443
Okay. Cool.

735
00:49:28,530 --> 00:49:30,924
Fucking Moretti.

736
00:49:31,011 --> 00:49:32,578
Yeah.

737
00:49:33,796 --> 00:49:35,320
-Oh, hey.
-Hey.

738
00:49:35,407 --> 00:49:36,495
-Hey.
-Hey.

739
00:49:36,582 --> 00:49:37,583
Ooh. Wow.

740
00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:39,019
- Thank you.
- Wow.

741
00:49:39,106 --> 00:49:40,368
- Bianca, look at this look.
- This is great.

742
00:49:40,455 --> 00:49:41,456
- Stop.
- You look beautiful.

743
00:49:41,543 --> 00:49:42,544
I've never seen you
look like this.

744
00:49:42,631 --> 00:49:43,806
All right.

745
00:49:43,893 --> 00:49:45,678
Shall we head
to the listening room?

746
00:49:46,461 --> 00:49:49,595
Um... we're down one,
though, right?

747
00:49:49,682 --> 00:49:52,250
Oh, yeah. Where is Bill?

748
00:49:52,337 --> 00:49:57,124
Mr. Lotto opted for
a longer massage session.

749
00:49:57,690 --> 00:49:58,778
He'll rejoin the group later.

750
00:49:58,865 --> 00:50:00,606
Typical.

751
00:50:00,693 --> 00:50:02,608
- Asshole.
- He's so indulgent.

752
00:50:57,054 --> 00:50:59,143
I'll only say this,

753
00:50:59,230 --> 00:51:01,841
humanity has been in debt

754
00:51:01,928 --> 00:51:05,584
ever since we found ourselves
on this tiny rock.

755
00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:09,631
Every so often,
there is a Michelangelo

756
00:51:09,718 --> 00:51:12,286
who paints a Sistine Chapel

757
00:51:12,373 --> 00:51:16,116
or a Tina Turner
who covers <i>Proud Mary,</i>

758
00:51:16,203 --> 00:51:19,206
and humanity chips away
at that debt.

759
00:51:20,033 --> 00:51:22,905
Now, I'm not saying this album,

760
00:51:22,992 --> 00:51:24,820
<i>Caesar's Request,</i>

761
00:51:24,907 --> 00:51:27,519
will bring us into the black,

762
00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:32,393
but you can bet your ass
it'll bring us closer to it.

763
00:51:42,403 --> 00:51:43,535
Whoo, whoo.

764
00:51:51,673 --> 00:51:53,632
<i>♪ Hey, babe </i>

765
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:55,808
<i>♪ Look to me </i>

766
00:51:55,895 --> 00:51:57,766
<i>♪ The way you fall asleep </i>

767
00:51:57,853 --> 00:52:00,204
<i>♪ Tonight I pray</i>
<i>I'm in your dreams ♪</i>

768
00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:02,249
<i>♪ Hey, crazy </i>

769
00:52:02,336 --> 00:52:04,512
<i>♪ Come to me </i>

770
00:52:04,599 --> 00:52:06,775
<i>♪ I love to play</i>
<i>The role of love ♪</i>

771
00:52:06,862 --> 00:52:09,213
<i>♪ Girl, write me</i>
<i>In your scenes ♪</i>

772
00:52:09,300 --> 00:52:12,738
<i>♪ Cameras, action </i>

773
00:52:13,521 --> 00:52:17,743
<i>♪ Fatal attraction </i>

774
00:52:17,830 --> 00:52:21,529
<i>♪ Encore, concords </i>

775
00:52:22,313 --> 00:52:25,533
<i>♪ Latest fashion </i>

776
00:52:26,186 --> 00:52:28,188
<i>♪ Girl, you sexy</i>
<i>And you know it ♪</i>

777
00:52:28,275 --> 00:52:30,364
<i>♪ And you ain't afraid</i>
<i>To show it ♪</i>

778
00:52:30,451 --> 00:52:32,932
<i>♪ I adore you</i>
<i>Bring your gifts ♪</i>

779
00:52:33,019 --> 00:52:34,716
<i>♪ Bring your ass</i>
<i>Bring your lips ♪</i>

780
00:52:34,803 --> 00:52:36,892
<i>♪ Bring me Venus</i>
<i>I'll bring you Mars ♪</i>

781
00:52:36,979 --> 00:52:39,112
<i>♪ Bring the night</i>
<i>I'll bring the stars ♪</i>

782
00:52:39,199 --> 00:52:40,722
<i>♪ I'll bring it all </i>

783
00:52:40,809 --> 00:52:42,420
<i>♪ All, all, all, all, all </i>

784
00:52:42,942 --> 00:52:43,986
<i>♪ 35 millimeter </i>

785
00:52:44,073 --> 00:52:46,075
<i>♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot </i>

786
00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:48,295
<i>♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose </i>

787
00:52:48,382 --> 00:52:51,472
<i>♪ Light, love, rogue</i>
<i>Live, bold, die ♪</i>

788
00:52:51,559 --> 00:52:52,560
<i>♪ 35 millimeter </i>

789
00:52:52,647 --> 00:52:54,780
<i>♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot </i>

790
00:52:54,867 --> 00:52:56,999
<i>♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose </i>

791
00:52:57,086 --> 00:52:59,654
<i>♪ Walk, love, walk</i>
<i>Live, walk, die ♪</i>

792
00:52:59,741 --> 00:53:01,917
<i>♪ 35 millimeter </i>

793
00:53:09,490 --> 00:53:11,144
<i>♪ Hey, love </i>

794
00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:13,755
<i>♪ Hey, love </i>

795
00:53:13,842 --> 00:53:15,366
<i>♪ I come alive at night </i>

796
00:53:15,453 --> 00:53:17,542
<i>♪ Let's be alive tonight </i>

797
00:53:17,629 --> 00:53:19,500
<i>♪ Sweet soul </i>

798
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:21,937
<i>♪ Pure soul </i>

799
00:53:22,938 --> 00:53:26,464
<i>♪ Bring a rise</i>
<i>Until I'm hypnotized ♪</i>

800
00:53:27,116 --> 00:53:31,033
<i>♪ Borderlines get crossed ♪</i>

801
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:32,774
<i>♪ Put me in focus </i>

802
00:53:33,688 --> 00:53:35,081
<i>♪ Girl, I'm hopeless </i>

803
00:53:35,821 --> 00:53:37,475
<i>♪ Don't be camera-shy </i>

804
00:53:37,562 --> 00:53:40,129
<i>♪ Let's both defy this life </i>

805
00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:43,872
<i>♪ Put us on the screen</i>
<i>For everyone to see ♪</i>

806
00:53:43,959 --> 00:53:49,313
<i>♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh </i>

807
00:53:52,664 --> 00:53:54,666
<i>♪ Girl, you sexy</i>
<i>And you know it ♪</i>

808
00:53:54,753 --> 00:53:56,885
<i>♪ And you ain't afraid</i>
<i>To show it ♪</i>

809
00:53:56,972 --> 00:53:58,757
<i>♪ I adore you</i>
<i>Bring your gifts ♪</i>

810
00:53:58,844 --> 00:54:01,194
<i>♪ Bring your ass</i>
<i>Bring your lips ♪</i>

811
00:54:01,281 --> 00:54:03,457
<i>♪ Bring me Venus</i>
<i>I'll bring you Mars ♪</i>

812
00:54:03,544 --> 00:54:05,329
<i>♪ Bring the night</i>
<i>I'll bring the stars ♪</i>

813
00:54:05,416 --> 00:54:06,852
<i>♪ I'll bring it all </i>

814
00:54:09,463 --> 00:54:10,464
<i>♪ 35 millimeter </i>

815
00:54:10,551 --> 00:54:12,597
<i>♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot </i>

816
00:54:12,684 --> 00:54:14,729
<i>♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose </i>

817
00:54:14,816 --> 00:54:17,863
<i>♪ Light, love, rogue</i>
<i>Live, bold, die ♪</i>

818
00:54:17,950 --> 00:54:19,256
<i>♪ 35 millimeter </i>

819
00:54:19,343 --> 00:54:23,521
<i>♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot </i>

820
00:54:23,608 --> 00:54:27,873
<i>♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose </i>

821
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,657
<i>♪ Walk, love, walk </i>

822
00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:34,445
<i>♪ Live, walk, die </i>

823
00:54:50,591 --> 00:54:51,766
<i>♪ Love </i>

824
00:54:53,072 --> 00:54:55,683
<i>♪ Live, die </i>

825
00:55:04,953 --> 00:55:06,825
Can we cut
the music, please?

826
00:55:06,912 --> 00:55:08,609
Honey, are you all right?

827
00:55:09,218 --> 00:55:11,786
Can we get her some water?

828
00:55:11,873 --> 00:55:14,049
It's probably a peanut allergy.

829
00:55:14,136 --> 00:55:17,705
I swear, that entire generation
just woke up one day with a peanut allergy.

830
00:55:17,792 --> 00:55:20,795
It might be the altitude, actually.

831
00:55:20,882 --> 00:55:23,581
Rachel, can we get her
an IV drip, maybe?

832
00:55:23,668 --> 00:55:26,714
And also,
check with the kind folks in the infirmary.

833
00:55:26,801 --> 00:55:28,542
- Maybe give her a once-over.
- Just breathe, Emily.

834
00:55:28,629 --> 00:55:31,806
You're... you're in great
hands with... with Rachel.

835
00:55:35,201 --> 00:55:36,811
Don't worry.
I've had worse reviews.

836
00:55:39,510 --> 00:55:43,035
Maybe let's all go
get some fresh air

837
00:55:43,122 --> 00:55:46,604
and let the music decant
a little bit, shall we?

838
00:55:46,691 --> 00:55:48,127
- Sure.
- Yeah?

839
00:55:48,214 --> 00:55:49,389
Yeah.

840
00:55:51,304 --> 00:55:53,001
Thank you. I'm
honored.

841
00:55:53,088 --> 00:55:54,829
It's just so inspiring.

842
00:55:55,874 --> 00:55:57,963
Hey. You good?

843
00:55:58,050 --> 00:56:01,140
Yeah.
I'm just trying to loosen it.

844
00:56:03,490 --> 00:56:05,231
What's crazier,

845
00:56:05,318 --> 00:56:09,496
the fact that Moretti
has changed his wardrobe

846
00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:12,064
six times
in the last two days... -

847
00:56:12,151 --> 00:56:16,329
...or that he's still
the best entertainer in the world?

848
00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:17,983
-No, for sure, but--
-Yeah.

849
00:56:18,070 --> 00:56:19,941
This whole thing's a trip, man.

850
00:56:20,681 --> 00:56:23,118
Him, this place, like...

851
00:56:23,945 --> 00:56:27,601
The people here
are weirdly talented

852
00:56:27,688 --> 00:56:29,908
and seem mostly happy.

853
00:56:29,995 --> 00:56:31,039
Yeah.

854
00:56:31,126 --> 00:56:32,737
The scars on the hands, though.

855
00:56:32,824 --> 00:56:33,912
I don't know if I love that.

856
00:56:33,999 --> 00:56:36,915
- Huh. I hadn't noticed.
- Yeah.

857
00:56:37,742 --> 00:56:40,614
Um, you know Stan
pretty well, yeah?

858
00:56:40,701 --> 00:56:41,876
Stan? Yeah.

859
00:56:43,487 --> 00:56:47,360
How apeshit do you think he'd go

860
00:56:47,447 --> 00:56:48,840
if I were to write
a secondary piece,

861
00:56:48,927 --> 00:56:50,711
like, on the Levelists?

862
00:56:51,451 --> 00:56:53,627
Here's the thing,
Stan is an asshole,

863
00:56:53,714 --> 00:56:55,716
but if you have
a real story to tell,

864
00:56:55,803 --> 00:56:57,718
not even he can deny that.

865
00:56:59,198 --> 00:57:00,982
There's something
that unites them.

866
00:57:01,069 --> 00:57:03,507
And I... I'm not quite sure
how to put it, but they...

867
00:57:03,594 --> 00:57:06,553
they're all very different,
but there's something...

868
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,121
It's as if they're all
faces of the one.

869
00:57:09,208 --> 00:57:10,383
Mmm-hm.

870
00:57:10,470 --> 00:57:12,080
Well, you know, Level believes

871
00:57:12,167 --> 00:57:14,779
God is a temporary
state of being

872
00:57:14,866 --> 00:57:18,783
and that divinity
is accessible for all,

873
00:57:18,870 --> 00:57:21,699
but soon fades away.

874
00:57:21,786 --> 00:57:24,005
-Right.
- For... for instance,

875
00:57:24,092 --> 00:57:26,051
when I created the bridge

876
00:57:26,138 --> 00:57:28,096
on <i>Live Without Love...</i>

877
00:57:28,183 --> 00:57:31,143
...uh, in that moment,
I was a god.

878
00:57:31,230 --> 00:57:32,797
- Capital "G" God.
- You were.

879
00:57:32,884 --> 00:57:37,018
But only in the same way the...
the person who, uh,

880
00:57:37,105 --> 00:57:41,719
created the horseshoe
thousands of years ago was a god.

881
00:57:41,806 --> 00:57:44,809
That is
really fascinating, Alfred. - Mmm.

882
00:57:44,896 --> 00:57:46,245
Do you think that...

883
00:57:47,072 --> 00:57:49,770
that that could be a little
bit alienating, though?

884
00:57:49,857 --> 00:57:53,818
Just seeing as most people can't

885
00:57:53,905 --> 00:57:57,299
and won't ever create something

886
00:57:57,386 --> 00:57:59,345
truly perfect
in their lifetimes?

887
00:57:59,432 --> 00:58:02,130
Actually, we believe
it's the exact opposite.

888
00:58:02,217 --> 00:58:06,395
That anyone can be a god
at any moment.

889
00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:08,789
The opportunity is there
for everyone,

890
00:58:08,876 --> 00:58:12,619
from the boss
to the lowest on the masthead.

891
00:58:12,706 --> 00:58:14,186
Yeah, it makes sense, right?

892
00:58:15,622 --> 00:58:17,581
We are only vessels.

893
00:58:17,668 --> 00:58:19,800
Some of us have the goods,
some of us don't.

894
00:58:24,109 --> 00:58:25,850
Thank you so much.

895
00:58:25,937 --> 00:58:28,069
So, what's the deal?
How's the note-taking coming? - Uh...

896
00:58:28,156 --> 00:58:29,288
No, it's good. It's good.

897
00:58:29,375 --> 00:58:30,768
- Okay.
- Yeah.

898
00:58:30,855 --> 00:58:32,552
I've been finding a lot
of really fascinating stuff.

899
00:58:32,639 --> 00:58:34,772
- Mmm-hmm.
- I was thinking, you know,

900
00:58:34,859 --> 00:58:39,124
maybe I could write
some sort of secondary...

901
00:58:39,211 --> 00:58:41,256
like, a... a companion piece
to yours.

902
00:58:41,343 --> 00:58:43,215
- Secondary piece?
- Uh, yeah. Secondary, completely secondary.

903
00:58:43,302 --> 00:58:44,869
Just on the Levelists.

904
00:58:47,132 --> 00:58:48,220
Stan.

905
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:49,961
Be real with me.

906
00:58:51,484 --> 00:58:53,094
This is a cult.

907
00:58:53,181 --> 00:58:55,227
- Well, yeah.
- Or damn well near one.

908
00:58:55,314 --> 00:58:57,229
Like, this is insane.

909
00:58:57,316 --> 00:58:58,535
Yeah. So?

910
00:58:58,622 --> 00:59:00,493
So, I was talking to...
to Jorg last night.

911
00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:01,494
Mmm-hmm.

912
00:59:01,581 --> 00:59:03,191
The backstories
on the members...

913
00:59:03,278 --> 00:59:05,933
They're all just
so fascinating. I could just do a deep dive--

914
00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:07,544
No, no, no, no.
Let me stop you. Stop, stop.

915
00:59:07,631 --> 00:59:08,806
Let me stop you there.

916
00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:10,416
We are publishing one story.

917
00:59:10,503 --> 00:59:12,418
And you're... you're playing

918
00:59:12,505 --> 00:59:14,202
a... a vital role in it.

919
00:59:14,289 --> 00:59:15,682
But, you know,
any and everything

920
00:59:15,769 --> 00:59:16,944
that's interesting
about this place

921
00:59:17,031 --> 00:59:18,163
will be in my story.

922
00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:19,991
- Okay.
- Plus... plus...

923
00:59:20,078 --> 00:59:22,471
the... the... the weird
groupies in blue,

924
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,691
the fucking vases,

925
00:59:24,778 --> 00:59:26,911
god damn dancing,
none of that matters

926
00:59:26,998 --> 00:59:29,130
because it's about the music.

927
00:59:29,217 --> 00:59:30,741
That's the story,
you know? I mean...

928
00:59:33,744 --> 00:59:35,615
- Oh, my God. Stan.
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

929
00:59:35,702 --> 00:59:37,530
Oh, somebody help!

930
00:59:37,617 --> 00:59:39,314
- What happened?
- Have Charlan rush here.

931
00:59:39,401 --> 00:59:40,446
What happened?

932
00:59:40,533 --> 00:59:42,491
- Now!
- Oh, my God. Take it out!

933
00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:43,580
- No!
-Oh, my goodness!

934
00:59:45,146 --> 00:59:46,713
- Just breathe, just breathe.
-What's going on?

935
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,149
It looks like
it only hit his shoulder...

936
00:59:48,236 --> 00:59:49,847
- What the fuck?
- ...but still hurry.

937
00:59:49,934 --> 00:59:52,023
Just breathe,
just breathe, just breathe.

938
00:59:52,110 --> 00:59:54,591
Don't take it out.

939
00:59:56,418 --> 00:59:58,333
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, it's...

940
00:59:58,682 --> 01:00:00,118
I'm so sorry, mister.

941
01:00:00,205 --> 01:00:02,511
It was a mistake with my grip.
It slipped.

942
01:00:04,165 --> 01:00:06,385
Oh, my God.

943
01:00:11,433 --> 01:00:12,521
Yes?

944
01:00:15,263 --> 01:00:17,614
Ariel. Come, have a drink.

945
01:00:21,966 --> 01:00:22,880
Ariel.

946
01:00:22,967 --> 01:00:24,664
We were just saying we...

947
01:00:24,751 --> 01:00:27,362
we should call over to your room
and invite you over.

948
01:00:27,449 --> 01:00:29,277
- We were just saying that.
- And here you are.

949
01:00:29,364 --> 01:00:31,149
There's not a lot left,

950
01:00:31,236 --> 01:00:32,803
but you look like
a lightweight, so...

951
01:00:32,890 --> 01:00:35,370
Oh, I remember when I used
to look like a lightweight.

952
01:00:35,457 --> 01:00:37,068
Well, we all remember
the '80s, Bianca.

953
01:00:37,155 --> 01:00:38,286
-Fuck you.
-Okay.

954
01:00:38,373 --> 01:00:40,071
-Fuck you.
-To Moretti...

955
01:00:41,289 --> 01:00:44,510
...the best entertainer
in the world,

956
01:00:44,597 --> 01:00:47,644
still the greatest of all time.

957
01:00:47,731 --> 01:00:49,646
- No doubt.
-Moretti.

958
01:00:50,516 --> 01:00:51,822
Ariel, what's wrong?

959
01:00:51,909 --> 01:00:54,172
Oh, this better not be about
the fucking article.

960
01:00:54,259 --> 01:00:55,303
I know that.

961
01:00:55,390 --> 01:00:57,610
Stan, is it possible

962
01:00:57,697 --> 01:01:00,352
that what happened to you
wasn't an accident?

963
01:01:00,439 --> 01:01:02,093
-What?
- We're here,

964
01:01:02,180 --> 01:01:03,790
in the middle
of fucking nowhere.

965
01:01:03,877 --> 01:01:06,053
They took our cell phones.
They took our laptops.

966
01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:08,360
We have no way
of communicating with the outside world.

967
01:01:08,447 --> 01:01:11,319
They're surveilling us,
watching us 24/7.

968
01:01:11,406 --> 01:01:14,279
They're probably
fucking listening in to this room somehow.

969
01:01:14,366 --> 01:01:15,846
People are fucking missing.

970
01:01:15,933 --> 01:01:18,065
- Let's not forget about that.
- What?

971
01:01:18,152 --> 01:01:19,850
Are you sure
you haven't been drinking with us?

972
01:01:19,937 --> 01:01:22,722
Because this is sounding a little crazy.

973
01:01:22,809 --> 01:01:24,289
-Didn't wanna say it.
-Sorry.

974
01:01:24,376 --> 01:01:26,639
Something is off.

975
01:01:27,422 --> 01:01:30,774
Is this not alarming
to you at all?

976
01:01:30,861 --> 01:01:33,951
Like, is it weird
or fucking strange in the least bit?

977
01:01:34,038 --> 01:01:37,171
It's less odd to me
that Bill Lotto's pretentious ass

978
01:01:37,258 --> 01:01:41,132
thinks that he's too good
to listen to the album with the rest of us

979
01:01:41,219 --> 01:01:44,657
than it is that
the Alfred Moretti

980
01:01:44,744 --> 01:01:46,354
did all of this

981
01:01:46,441 --> 01:01:49,314
to steal our cell phones
or something. I mean, come on.

982
01:01:49,401 --> 01:01:50,707
I don't know
why he fucking did it.

983
01:01:50,794 --> 01:01:52,404
You said that
they hated each other.

984
01:01:52,491 --> 01:01:55,450
Oh, yeah, they hate each other
over something so silly.

985
01:01:55,537 --> 01:01:56,451
Years ago,

986
01:01:56,538 --> 01:01:57,583
Bill gave an interview

987
01:01:57,670 --> 01:01:59,324
where he sort of
made fun of Moretti

988
01:01:59,411 --> 01:02:03,284
for getting his Doberman
stuffed after it died.

989
01:02:03,371 --> 01:02:05,112
-Oh, Tucker.
-That's right.

990
01:02:05,199 --> 01:02:06,461
That's right. Tucker.

991
01:02:06,548 --> 01:02:08,028
Oh. RIP.

992
01:02:08,115 --> 01:02:11,162
And then, of course,
Moretti was shamed a little bit

993
01:02:11,249 --> 01:02:14,165
because everybody thought
it was kind of strange,

994
01:02:14,252 --> 01:02:16,776
- because it's kind of strange.
-Mmm-hmm.

995
01:02:16,863 --> 01:02:19,953
This just doesn't feel
fucking right at all to me.

996
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:22,564
Okay,
and that's why you're the one just taking notes.

997
01:02:22,651 --> 01:02:24,915
- Okay.
-Just calm... Hold on.

998
01:02:27,918 --> 01:02:30,529
- What is happening?
- I don't know. It's...

999
01:02:53,552 --> 01:02:58,687
The crowd...
the crowd is oh so upset.

1000
01:03:00,951 --> 01:03:03,040
Upset that I'm not onstage.

1001
01:03:03,127 --> 01:03:04,519
Yeah!

1002
01:03:04,606 --> 01:03:06,608
The back row is half asleep.

1003
01:03:08,306 --> 01:03:12,527
But the front row
is ready to rage.

1004
01:03:12,614 --> 01:03:13,833
Yeah!

1005
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:16,096
The drummer was an hour late.

1006
01:03:17,445 --> 01:03:19,447
He was in the back seat
of a groupie's car.

1007
01:03:19,534 --> 01:03:20,535
Yeah!

1008
01:03:20,622 --> 01:03:23,364
The spotlight just blew out.

1009
01:03:24,844 --> 01:03:28,761
But my sarong,
it shines from afar.

1010
01:03:28,848 --> 01:03:30,589
Yeah!

1011
01:03:30,676 --> 01:03:33,461
The price of the ticket was low.

1012
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:37,291
But we're booked
for another gig.

1013
01:03:38,858 --> 01:03:42,601
The microphone
is tiny and cheap.

1014
01:03:44,385 --> 01:03:48,172
But it makes my bulge

1015
01:03:48,259 --> 01:03:50,130
look big.

1016
01:03:59,226 --> 01:04:00,358
Bravo!

1017
01:04:36,568 --> 01:04:37,830
Ariel?

1018
01:05:33,277 --> 01:05:36,280
I love you all dearly.
I hope to see you soon.

1019
01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:04,542
- Whoa.
-Are you... Are you okay?

1020
01:07:04,629 --> 01:07:05,673
Don't touch me. Don't touch me.

1021
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:07,197
What's... what's wrong?

1022
01:07:08,981 --> 01:07:10,243
Just, wait a minute.

1023
01:07:10,330 --> 01:07:12,115
Let me explain, okay?

1024
01:07:12,202 --> 01:07:13,942
- I'm leaving.
- Ariel. Ariel.

1025
01:07:14,552 --> 01:07:15,596
Ariel!

1026
01:07:28,479 --> 01:07:29,654
Ariel.

1027
01:07:35,268 --> 01:07:36,400
I need to leave.

1028
01:07:36,487 --> 01:07:39,185
Why? What... what happened?
What's wrong?

1029
01:07:40,969 --> 01:07:42,536
Uh, where's Bill Lotto?

1030
01:07:43,450 --> 01:07:44,669
Najee?

1031
01:07:44,756 --> 01:07:46,845
I would assume
he's getting dressed for dinner.

1032
01:07:46,932 --> 01:07:49,674
Wait, did Bill
do something to you?

1033
01:07:49,761 --> 01:07:51,632
No, just, where is he?

1034
01:07:51,719 --> 01:07:53,112
Where's... where's Emily Katz?

1035
01:07:53,199 --> 01:07:54,331
I just left her.

1036
01:07:54,418 --> 01:07:55,680
She's feeling much better
and will join us

1037
01:07:55,767 --> 01:07:56,550
at the children's show.

1038
01:07:57,334 --> 01:07:58,900
Oh. Okay.

1039
01:07:58,987 --> 01:08:00,032
Ariel, you...

1040
01:08:00,815 --> 01:08:03,166
Can't you tell me
exactly what happened?

1041
01:08:03,253 --> 01:08:05,516
You seemed just peachy
yesterday.

1042
01:08:05,603 --> 01:08:09,607
Um, no, I'm not, uh,
explaining anything.

1043
01:08:09,694 --> 01:08:12,000
Just, uh, I want to go.

1044
01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:13,480
I'm gonna go.

1045
01:08:13,567 --> 01:08:14,916
I am going now. I'm leaving.

1046
01:08:15,003 --> 01:08:17,963
I'm sorry, but that simply
isn't possible right now.

1047
01:08:18,050 --> 01:08:21,140
A few of the believers took
the Louise into town.

1048
01:08:21,227 --> 01:08:22,402
They should be back soon.

1049
01:08:22,489 --> 01:08:24,796
Okay, well,
what about one of those?

1050
01:08:24,883 --> 01:08:26,189
Those will
get you ten miles.

1051
01:08:26,798 --> 01:08:28,321
You'll have to walk
the other 40.

1052
01:08:29,714 --> 01:08:32,282
Okay. Well, we have to
figure something out, 'cause I gotta go.

1053
01:08:32,369 --> 01:08:35,502
This is the opportunity
of a lifetime.

1054
01:08:35,589 --> 01:08:36,808
If you're too ungrateful to--

1055
01:08:36,895 --> 01:08:38,201
Jorg.

1056
01:08:38,810 --> 01:08:41,291
Can't you see
she's frightened?

1057
01:08:41,378 --> 01:08:45,556
And it's obviously something
we did or didn't do,

1058
01:08:45,643 --> 01:08:49,777
so I would like to apologize
for that and assure you

1059
01:08:49,864 --> 01:08:51,649
that we will get you out of here

1060
01:08:51,736 --> 01:08:54,478
as soon as we can
possibly do so.

1061
01:08:54,565 --> 01:08:57,220
Najee, when is
the bus returning?

1062
01:08:57,307 --> 01:08:59,700
40 minutes, max.
I'll call them now.

1063
01:08:59,787 --> 01:09:03,617
In the meanwhile,
I want you to get a hold of Jeff and deal with the plane.

1064
01:09:03,704 --> 01:09:04,792
Get it fueled up.

1065
01:09:04,879 --> 01:09:06,533
Make sure it's ready to go

1066
01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:08,405
the second we get Ariel

1067
01:09:08,492 --> 01:09:10,233
to the airport, okay?

1068
01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:13,236
- No argument, top priority.
- Yes, sir.

1069
01:09:13,323 --> 01:09:15,847
But what about the puppet show?

1070
01:09:16,456 --> 01:09:18,415
Well, she...
she has to leave,

1071
01:09:18,502 --> 01:09:21,374
so she... she'll miss it
this time.

1072
01:09:21,461 --> 01:09:25,726
But we worked so hard,
and you were supposed to sit next to me.

1073
01:09:25,813 --> 01:09:26,945
It's not fair.

1074
01:09:28,338 --> 01:09:30,601
You know,
maybe we can do this.

1075
01:09:30,688 --> 01:09:32,820
If Ariel agrees,

1076
01:09:32,907 --> 01:09:35,649
the children's building
is the closest one to the gate,

1077
01:09:35,736 --> 01:09:39,479
and she could stay
and watch the show until the bus got here.

1078
01:09:41,612 --> 01:09:43,222
If you feel comfortable
with that.

1079
01:09:46,007 --> 01:09:48,314
I could see the entrance
from the building?

1080
01:09:48,401 --> 01:09:49,924
Like, I could see it?

1081
01:09:51,099 --> 01:09:53,450
Cross my heart, hope to die.

1082
01:09:58,106 --> 01:09:59,412
Yeah, fine.

1083
01:09:59,499 --> 01:10:01,197
- Yes!
-Okay.

1084
01:10:05,853 --> 01:10:07,072
Jorg, if you could...

1085
01:10:07,159 --> 01:10:08,421
Thank you.

1086
01:10:41,933 --> 01:10:43,108
Yeah.

1087
01:10:54,772 --> 01:10:55,860
Cute.

1088
01:11:00,647 --> 01:11:02,170
All right, children.

1089
01:11:04,085 --> 01:11:07,350
Presenting
<i>The Tragedy of Billie.</i>

1090
01:11:45,779 --> 01:11:48,129
Okay. I'm
ready.

1091
01:11:48,216 --> 01:11:49,957
Lady Day!

1092
01:11:51,742 --> 01:11:54,005
Tell us, has the trauma
in your childhood

1093
01:11:54,092 --> 01:11:56,529
helped you make
such successful music?

1094
01:11:56,616 --> 01:11:59,489
Coming from where I'm from,
to be where I'm at now,

1095
01:11:59,576 --> 01:12:01,969
well, I guess that's
a sweet song in itself.

1096
01:12:02,056 --> 01:12:04,232
But I wouldn't wish
my childhood on anyone,

1097
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,452
- even for success.
- Tell us about prison.

1098
01:12:06,539 --> 01:12:08,280
Did you perform any ditties
in the slammer?

1099
01:12:08,367 --> 01:12:11,370
Well, I'm no saint.
You already knew that.

1100
01:12:11,457 --> 01:12:13,546
And prison sure ain't
full of saints,

1101
01:12:13,633 --> 01:12:14,939
but neither is
the rest of the world.

1102
01:12:15,026 --> 01:12:16,854
Are you still on smack?

1103
01:12:16,941 --> 01:12:20,423
I'm very pleased to announce
that I'm 100% sober as I stand here

1104
01:12:20,510 --> 01:12:23,643
and plan to finish my days
exactly that way.

1105
01:12:23,730 --> 01:12:25,166
I'm embarrassed and ashamed

1106
01:12:25,253 --> 01:12:27,343
of the mistakes
I've made in my past

1107
01:12:27,430 --> 01:12:29,301
and ask my fans and family
to forgive me

1108
01:12:29,388 --> 01:12:30,650
as best as they can.

1109
01:12:30,737 --> 01:12:32,304
I know I'm certainly trying to.

1110
01:12:32,391 --> 01:12:34,393
When did the weight gain start?

1111
01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:37,222
How do you feel about McKay
blowing your fortune?

1112
01:12:37,309 --> 01:12:40,094
Are you flat broke?
Reports say you're flat broke.

1113
01:12:40,181 --> 01:12:44,490
Billie, when will we hear
<i>Strange Fruit</i>again?

1114
01:12:44,577 --> 01:12:47,188
Do you think
a former prostitute should be a role model?

1115
01:12:47,275 --> 01:12:48,581
Billie! Ms. Holiday!

1116
01:12:51,062 --> 01:12:53,151
Billie! Ms. Holiday!

1117
01:12:53,238 --> 01:12:55,240
Lady Day!

1118
01:12:58,374 --> 01:12:59,897
Something moved.
Something moved.

1119
01:12:59,984 --> 01:13:01,377
What... what the fuck is that?

1120
01:13:03,204 --> 01:13:05,381
- What the fuck?
- Oh, my God.

1121
01:13:05,468 --> 01:13:06,947
Jesus.

1122
01:13:10,516 --> 01:13:12,388
Is... is this
some kind of joke?

1123
01:13:14,041 --> 01:13:16,696
-What?
-Is there some... someone in there?

1124
01:13:16,783 --> 01:13:19,090
Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

1125
01:13:19,917 --> 01:13:21,484
What the fuck?

1126
01:13:22,310 --> 01:13:23,747
Jesus Christ.

1127
01:13:26,314 --> 01:13:27,620
Oh, my God.

1128
01:13:28,969 --> 01:13:31,145
Em?

1129
01:13:37,456 --> 01:13:39,458
-Oh, my God.
-Time to go, children.

1130
01:13:39,545 --> 01:13:40,764
What the fuck
is wrong with her?

1131
01:13:42,069 --> 01:13:46,247
Um, I promised
I would be an open book,

1132
01:13:46,334 --> 01:13:47,771
and welshing ain't cute.

1133
01:13:47,858 --> 01:13:48,989
Well done, kids.

1134
01:13:49,076 --> 01:13:50,469
Very... very charming.

1135
01:13:51,383 --> 01:13:53,864
Uh, so I'll try and explain.

1136
01:13:53,951 --> 01:13:57,607
Whatever chemical compound
she ingested,

1137
01:13:57,694 --> 01:13:59,347
uh...

1138
01:14:00,392 --> 01:14:04,483
Sorry, science is a bit of
a "blah, blah, blah" to me.

1139
01:14:04,570 --> 01:14:06,050
Suffice it to say

1140
01:14:06,137 --> 01:14:10,489
that whatever
is wet inside her body

1141
01:14:10,576 --> 01:14:13,187
is rapidly expanding.

1142
01:14:13,274 --> 01:14:15,494
Is... is that
more or less accurate?

1143
01:14:15,581 --> 01:14:18,454
- More or less.
-You see?

1144
01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:23,763
Wonders happen
when we follow the science.

1145
01:14:23,850 --> 01:14:26,331
Wouldn't you say, dear?

1146
01:14:28,202 --> 01:14:30,030
Don't...
What the fuck are you doing?

1147
01:14:30,117 --> 01:14:32,380
-Oh, my God.
-Jesus.

1148
01:14:33,991 --> 01:14:36,123
Jesus Christ.

1149
01:14:36,210 --> 01:14:37,560
-Jorg, please.
-He's fucking insane.

1150
01:14:37,647 --> 01:14:39,083
-A towel.
- Move.

1151
01:14:39,692 --> 01:14:40,998
Move, you motherfuckers!

1152
01:14:41,085 --> 01:14:42,565
No! Let me go!

1153
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:44,697
Get off of me!

1154
01:14:46,394 --> 01:14:48,701
-Nobody leaves!
-I wanna go.

1155
01:14:48,788 --> 01:14:50,311
Let me go.

1156
01:14:50,398 --> 01:14:51,835
- Stay down.
- Okay.

1157
01:14:54,402 --> 01:14:56,796
Fuck! Look at that.

1158
01:14:56,883 --> 01:14:59,190
I mean, will you look at that?

1159
01:14:59,277 --> 01:15:03,281
Why is it
that waterproof foundation

1160
01:15:03,368 --> 01:15:05,283
is never truly waterproof?

1161
01:15:05,370 --> 01:15:06,458
Why?

1162
01:15:06,545 --> 01:15:07,546
Great question.

1163
01:15:07,633 --> 01:15:09,548
And, you know, I...

1164
01:15:09,635 --> 01:15:12,072
I must say something,
I'm afraid.

1165
01:15:12,159 --> 01:15:14,031
Um...

1166
01:15:16,337 --> 01:15:18,339
Many of us here
have worked

1167
01:15:18,426 --> 01:15:23,127
very hard to make this
a once-in-a-lifetime event,

1168
01:15:23,214 --> 01:15:26,652
and I find that
all of you are being

1169
01:15:26,739 --> 01:15:29,394
very, very disruptive.

1170
01:15:29,481 --> 01:15:32,092
Excuse... excuse me.

1171
01:15:32,179 --> 01:15:33,790
- That's dramatic.
-Let me go.

1172
01:15:33,877 --> 01:15:35,226
I just wanna go.

1173
01:15:35,313 --> 01:15:38,272
Excuse me. That's dramatic.

1174
01:15:38,359 --> 01:15:41,841
Now, may we finally begin
the Q and A

1175
01:15:41,928 --> 01:15:43,843
to discuss <i>Caesar's Request?</i>

1176
01:15:50,154 --> 01:15:51,285
Hey, hey, hey!

1177
01:15:55,986 --> 01:15:57,465
Sit!

1178
01:15:57,553 --> 01:15:59,816
Oh, my God.

1179
01:15:59,903 --> 01:16:00,904
Oh!

1180
01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:03,341
Jesus Christ.

1181
01:16:06,170 --> 01:16:07,258
Shut her up!

1182
01:16:14,091 --> 01:16:17,007
-Sit her up.
-Intermission is finished.

1183
01:16:26,233 --> 01:16:27,365
What the fuck is this?

1184
01:16:28,322 --> 01:16:30,586
"What the fuck is this?"

1185
01:16:30,673 --> 01:16:33,066
That's what you said?
"What the fuck is this?"

1186
01:16:33,153 --> 01:16:35,460
So, the first question

1187
01:16:35,547 --> 01:16:39,203
of my first interview
in 30 years is,

1188
01:16:39,290 --> 01:16:41,597
"What the fuck is this?"

1189
01:16:44,121 --> 01:16:48,865
You know, I... I think
I could do better on my own,

1190
01:16:48,952 --> 01:16:51,171
so let's give it a try.

1191
01:16:51,998 --> 01:16:55,045
Uh, Mr. Alfred Moretti.

1192
01:16:55,132 --> 01:16:56,699
Question mark.

1193
01:16:56,786 --> 01:17:00,877
Why did you

1194
01:17:00,964 --> 01:17:06,186
name your new album,

1195
01:17:06,273 --> 01:17:10,234
like, <i>Caesar's Request?</i>

1196
01:17:11,191 --> 01:17:13,541
Thank you for the question.

1197
01:17:14,281 --> 01:17:16,893
And thank you, Billie,
for the invite.

1198
01:17:16,980 --> 01:17:19,504
Well, it's an insane story.

1199
01:17:19,591 --> 01:17:23,377
One day,
while summering on the Cape,

1200
01:17:23,464 --> 01:17:26,511
I was engrossed by an account

1201
01:17:26,598 --> 01:17:30,515
of the time that
Julius Caesar was kidnapped.

1202
01:17:30,602 --> 01:17:34,693
Now, does anyone here
happen to know

1203
01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:37,087
who kidnapped Julius Caesar?

1204
01:17:39,045 --> 01:17:40,917
Pirates.

1205
01:17:44,747 --> 01:17:45,878
Pirates.

1206
01:17:47,053 --> 01:17:48,838
From the mouths of babes.

1207
01:17:49,534 --> 01:17:52,232
You're absolutely right,
Ariel Ecton.

1208
01:17:52,319 --> 01:17:54,408
Now, let me ask you,

1209
01:17:54,495 --> 01:17:59,283
uh, do you happen to know
how Julius Caesar responded

1210
01:17:59,370 --> 01:18:00,806
once he'd been freed?

1211
01:18:03,330 --> 01:18:05,419
He went back with his army.

1212
01:18:05,506 --> 01:18:06,769
To do what?

1213
01:18:07,595 --> 01:18:09,206
Don't disappoint us, now.

1214
01:18:10,555 --> 01:18:14,602
He killed all of his kidnappers.

1215
01:18:15,255 --> 01:18:19,085
Um,
he crucified them, actually.

1216
01:18:19,172 --> 01:18:21,653
Every single one of them.

1217
01:18:21,740 --> 01:18:24,308
No hyperbole,
no foundational myth

1218
01:18:24,395 --> 01:18:28,399
about a man walking on water.

1219
01:18:28,486 --> 01:18:33,534
Just simple, actual
crucifixion for all of them.

1220
01:18:33,621 --> 01:18:36,886
Now tell me, teacher's pet,

1221
01:18:36,973 --> 01:18:39,758
on whom I'm about to place
a big, big bet...

1222
01:18:41,455 --> 01:18:43,370
what's the best part
of the story?

1223
01:18:44,763 --> 01:18:45,938
Um...

1224
01:18:46,896 --> 01:18:49,246
Well, the best part

1225
01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:52,597
of the story is that

1226
01:18:52,684 --> 01:18:57,820
the pirates who kidnapped
the Julius Caesar

1227
01:18:57,907 --> 01:19:00,866
thought he was
a commoner.

1228
01:19:00,953 --> 01:19:03,303
They thought
they were his equal.

1229
01:19:04,304 --> 01:19:07,960
And because
of this misconception,

1230
01:19:08,047 --> 01:19:11,442
they asked the same ransom
for Julius Caesar

1231
01:19:11,529 --> 01:19:14,227
that they would've asked
for any Joe Schmo Roman.

1232
01:19:14,314 --> 01:19:17,578
And this meant that
Caesar was obligated

1233
01:19:17,665 --> 01:19:21,017
to demand a raise in his ransom

1234
01:19:21,104 --> 01:19:24,411
so that it would be commensurate
with his position.

1235
01:19:26,849 --> 01:19:28,938
And what does that tell us?
Well...

1236
01:19:30,722 --> 01:19:34,160
It tells us that royalty,

1237
01:19:34,247 --> 01:19:37,947
even when at the mercy
of peasants,

1238
01:19:38,034 --> 01:19:40,776
is still royalty, doesn't it?

1239
01:19:43,300 --> 01:19:44,475
Doesn't it?

1240
01:19:47,043 --> 01:19:49,785
Now,
what about that story, kids?

1241
01:19:51,612 --> 01:19:54,659
And how about that puppet show?

1242
01:19:54,746 --> 01:19:58,445
<i>The Tragedy of Billie.</i>

1243
01:19:59,838 --> 01:20:02,362
I think that interview
went rather well.

1244
01:20:02,449 --> 01:20:04,451
-Wonderful,
-No.

1245
01:20:04,538 --> 01:20:06,105
Please, please.

1246
01:20:06,192 --> 01:20:07,280
- Please let me go.
-Stan.

1247
01:20:07,367 --> 01:20:09,108
Please. Please.

1248
01:20:11,371 --> 01:20:12,546
No, no, please.

1249
01:20:12,633 --> 01:20:14,331
I'm sorry.

1250
01:20:14,418 --> 01:20:15,419
Please.

1251
01:20:16,550 --> 01:20:18,509
Stan. No.

1252
01:20:32,175 --> 01:20:33,263
Belle.

1253
01:20:53,892 --> 01:20:56,416
<i>♪ Baby Jane, I lost my nerve </i>

1254
01:20:56,503 --> 01:21:00,072
<i>♪ Hear my heart</i>
<i>Please ignore my words ♪</i>

1255
01:21:00,159 --> 01:21:02,466
<i>♪ We jumped the broom</i>
<i>That was the best of days ♪</i>

1256
01:21:03,989 --> 01:21:07,558
<i>♪ Since we broke up</i>
<i>I've been in a daze ♪</i>

1257
01:21:07,645 --> 01:21:11,040
<i>♪ Baby Jane</i>
<i>Please don't take the cat ♪</i>

1258
01:21:20,179 --> 01:21:21,833
<i>: Welcome</i>
<i>to the Rhinestone Chalet,</i>

1259
01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:24,444
<i>Moretti's childhood home</i>
<i>turned interactive museum.</i>

1260
01:21:24,531 --> 01:21:27,012
<i>Did you know</i>
<i>that Alfred's roots</i> <i>come from Peoria, Illinois?</i>

1261
01:21:27,099 --> 01:21:30,059
<i>...feel to you until that day.</i>

1262
01:21:30,146 --> 01:21:31,451
<i>I mean, until that moment.</i>

1263
01:21:36,456 --> 01:21:38,154
Circle back around.

1264
01:22:31,468 --> 01:22:32,643
So jealous.

1265
01:22:45,917 --> 01:22:47,527
You're still pretty.

1266
01:25:13,499 --> 01:25:18,417
...sacrifice of
our beautiful creation.

1267
01:25:18,504 --> 01:25:21,986
See, we can't, uh,
un-paint a canvas

1268
01:25:22,073 --> 01:25:25,642
or un-play a chord.

1269
01:25:25,729 --> 01:25:28,384
And if a mistake has been made,

1270
01:25:28,471 --> 01:25:30,864
either yours or someone else's,

1271
01:25:30,951 --> 01:25:33,215
the only way to rectify it

1272
01:25:33,302 --> 01:25:37,393
is to make something beautiful.

1273
01:25:39,177 --> 01:25:43,703
Now, I've studied
at every temple of taste

1274
01:25:43,790 --> 01:25:46,184
in the entire world.

1275
01:25:46,271 --> 01:25:49,622
I've picked over
every reliquary that exists.

1276
01:25:50,667 --> 01:25:56,499
But I've never seen anything
as beautiful as you pearls.

1277
01:26:01,721 --> 01:26:05,682
We don't know
what tomorrow will bring.

1278
01:26:05,769 --> 01:26:06,944
Maybe we'll all be together...

1279
01:26:10,817 --> 01:26:12,689
Listen to me.

1280
01:26:12,776 --> 01:26:15,518
When you get to the gate,
make a right, okay?

1281
01:26:17,128 --> 01:26:20,175
And then, go until you see
the light, all right?

1282
01:26:21,915 --> 01:26:24,788
But let's hope
it's something beautiful.

1283
01:26:24,875 --> 01:26:27,007
To our time in the sand.

1284
01:26:27,094 --> 01:26:29,096
To our time
in the sand.

1285
01:26:29,184 --> 01:26:30,794
Push me.

1286
01:26:31,403 --> 01:26:32,535
Cheers.

1287
01:26:40,107 --> 01:26:41,326
Cheers.

1288
01:28:23,820 --> 01:28:25,082
Hey.

1289
01:28:25,865 --> 01:28:27,258
Help, help, help!

1290
01:28:27,345 --> 01:28:29,304
- Who are you?
- I was in the house.

1291
01:28:29,391 --> 01:28:31,915
I was there,
and people are dead, and we have to go.

1292
01:28:32,002 --> 01:28:34,178
-You were in there?
- Yes, I was in there.

1293
01:28:35,179 --> 01:28:37,181
Holy shit, you're bleeding.
Are you hurt?

1294
01:28:37,268 --> 01:28:39,139
- Yes, I am hurt!
- Is Moretti hurt?

1295
01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:42,317
Yes, he's hurt,
so we have to go.

1296
01:28:42,404 --> 01:28:43,796
- You met Moretti?
- We have to leave.

1297
01:28:43,883 --> 01:28:45,320
Wait, did he do the
wiggle?

1298
01:28:45,407 --> 01:28:46,669
I bet he did the wiggle.

1299
01:28:46,756 --> 01:28:48,410
Did you hear
the new song...

1300
01:28:48,497 --> 01:28:49,802
I'm so sorry!

1301
01:29:47,991 --> 01:29:50,602
<i>: Do you think</i>
<i>about why that Levelist</i> <i>helped you escape that night?</i>

1302
01:29:51,473 --> 01:29:53,518
Or do you mentally try not
to go back to that time?

1303
01:29:56,042 --> 01:29:57,740
Maybe a mix of both.
I don't know.

1304
01:29:57,827 --> 01:29:59,959
I'm... This is, like,
my millionth interview this month,

1305
01:30:00,046 --> 01:30:01,352
so you have to forgive me.

1306
01:30:01,439 --> 01:30:02,701
Book tours are...

1307
01:30:03,267 --> 01:30:04,529
Exhausting.

1308
01:30:04,616 --> 01:30:07,576
- Yeah, exhausting.
- Yes, I'm tired.

1309
01:30:07,663 --> 01:30:10,970
So, you know I gotta ask...

1310
01:30:12,363 --> 01:30:15,671
Is that how it really happened
when you went back to the compound?

1311
01:30:15,758 --> 01:30:17,499
It's... it's exactly
as I wrote it.

1312
01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:05,024
<i>: And he was</i>
<i>actually just</i> <i>sitting there alone,</i>

1313
01:31:05,111 --> 01:31:07,810
<i>still in the white suit,</i>
<i>playing the piano?</i>

1314
01:31:08,637 --> 01:31:12,771
I do feel like I've said this
a million times at this point,

1315
01:31:12,858 --> 01:31:16,079
but it was, uh, surreal.

1316
01:31:16,166 --> 01:31:19,952
Cops haven't been able to
locate a single Levelist body.

1317
01:31:20,039 --> 01:31:22,128
They still haven't found
the fan who was at the gate.

1318
01:31:22,215 --> 01:31:23,782
- Just nothing.
- Hmm.

1319
01:31:23,869 --> 01:31:25,480
Um, sorry.

1320
01:31:27,612 --> 01:31:29,222
- Do you mind if I...
- Oh, yeah.

1321
01:31:29,309 --> 01:31:30,572
Thanks.

1322
01:31:32,835 --> 01:31:34,097
Hello? This is Ariel Ecton.

1323
01:31:34,184 --> 01:31:35,664
Ariel. Guess who.

1324
01:31:35,751 --> 01:31:38,449
It's Soledad Yusef calling
from sunny Malibu, California.

1325
01:31:38,536 --> 01:31:40,582
<i>And how do you find yourself</i>
<i>this Monday morning?</i>

1326
01:31:43,280 --> 01:31:44,803
My love? Hello?

1327
01:31:44,890 --> 01:31:48,198
- What do you want?
- Ooh. Someone's spicy this morning.

1328
01:31:49,721 --> 01:31:52,724
But I believe it's more
of what you want.

1329
01:31:52,811 --> 01:31:55,031
<i>Didn't you send in</i>
<i>six interview requests</i>

1330
01:31:55,118 --> 01:31:57,424
to sit down with Mr. Moretti
for your novel?

1331
01:31:57,512 --> 01:32:00,515
<i>Well, you're in luck.</i>
<i>Mr. Moretti would like</i> <i>to sit down this evening</i>

1332
01:32:00,602 --> 01:32:02,691
<i>at the high-risk</i>
<i>state hospital in Reno.</i>

1333
01:32:02,778 --> 01:32:04,997
<i>It's like a medieval torture</i>
<i>chamber, if you ask me.</i>

1334
01:32:05,084 --> 01:32:06,999
Honestly, these states
should be tried for the way they treat people.

1335
01:32:07,086 --> 01:32:08,958
It's just absolutely abhorrent.

1336
01:32:09,045 --> 01:32:10,568
<i>: Soledad, you are aware</i>

1337
01:32:10,655 --> 01:32:12,265
that your client,
Alfred Moretti,

1338
01:32:12,352 --> 01:32:15,181
pled guilty to the murder
of five innocent people,

1339
01:32:15,268 --> 01:32:17,575
tried to kill me,
and is suspected

1340
01:32:17,662 --> 01:32:20,404
<i>of leading hundreds</i>
<i>of Levelists to mass suicide?</i>

1341
01:32:20,491 --> 01:32:21,536
He's passionate.

1342
01:32:23,102 --> 01:32:25,104
<i>Ciao, my darling.</i>
<i>Take care of yourself.</i>

1343
01:32:41,077 --> 01:32:43,688
Salutations, as they say.

1344
01:33:01,793 --> 01:33:03,360
Oh, heavy.

1345
01:33:04,796 --> 01:33:06,189
Shall we get started?

1346
01:33:11,629 --> 01:33:12,717
Python.

1347
01:33:13,762 --> 01:33:16,852
- Excuse me?
- Well, in your novel, you wrote that when...

1348
01:33:16,939 --> 01:33:19,202
the first day we met

1349
01:33:19,289 --> 01:33:23,162
that I was wearing
cream-colored alligator boots,

1350
01:33:23,249 --> 01:33:26,992
but in fact, they were
smoke-colored python boots.

1351
01:33:27,079 --> 01:33:30,866
Now, of course,
that's an easy mistake to make for an untrained eye,

1352
01:33:30,953 --> 01:33:33,999
but, uh, I would never.
It's unimaginable--

1353
01:33:34,086 --> 01:33:35,827
In my "novel," you said?

1354
01:33:36,828 --> 01:33:39,918
In my 320-page non-fiction text,

1355
01:33:40,005 --> 01:33:43,530
your biggest gripe is with
the material of your boots?

1356
01:33:43,618 --> 01:33:46,969
You know, it's just, a little
constructive criticism

1357
01:33:47,056 --> 01:33:49,406
never killed anyone, Ariel.

1358
01:33:52,931 --> 01:33:54,106
Okay.

1359
01:33:54,193 --> 01:33:56,152
Um...

1360
01:33:59,242 --> 01:34:02,637
I didn't expect you
to be remorseful like a normal person,

1361
01:34:02,724 --> 01:34:06,641
but I came here
to try to report the truth

1362
01:34:06,728 --> 01:34:08,381
so that there's closure
for the families and--

1363
01:34:08,468 --> 01:34:10,949
And to sell a few more books.

1364
01:34:11,036 --> 01:34:15,040
- Well...
- Ariel, while you circle around and around

1365
01:34:15,127 --> 01:34:18,130
the one question

1366
01:34:18,217 --> 01:34:23,353
that you most assuredly
came here to ask me... Very quickly...

1367
01:34:23,440 --> 01:34:26,443
Primitive man chose their leader

1368
01:34:26,530 --> 01:34:30,577
in the same way that
animals chose their leader...

1369
01:34:31,361 --> 01:34:32,884
uh, brute strength.

1370
01:34:32,971 --> 01:34:36,105
Yeah, I... I'm familiar
with Darwin's theory.

1371
01:34:36,192 --> 01:34:39,674
Uh, what does that have to do
with you being a murderer?

1372
01:34:41,153 --> 01:34:43,503
Man evolved.

1373
01:34:43,590 --> 01:34:45,027
Humanity evolved.

1374
01:34:45,114 --> 01:34:48,987
Um, it, uh, created government

1375
01:34:49,074 --> 01:34:50,989
and rules and law.

1376
01:34:51,076 --> 01:34:55,472
And with those things,
then the criteria

1377
01:34:55,559 --> 01:34:58,649
for what was needed
in a leader changed.

1378
01:34:58,736 --> 01:35:02,261
So, it went from this
to left brain.

1379
01:35:03,175 --> 01:35:06,962
To be president,
you have to go to an Ivy League school

1380
01:35:07,049 --> 01:35:09,747
and get a little Ivy League
law degree

1381
01:35:09,834 --> 01:35:14,230
to signal to the rest of us,
the peons,

1382
01:35:14,317 --> 01:35:16,928
uh, that this is
the smart person.

1383
01:35:17,015 --> 01:35:18,887
But look at where we are.

1384
01:35:18,974 --> 01:35:21,977
Today's world is burning,
literally.

1385
01:35:22,064 --> 01:35:25,632
Illiteracy is at its highest.
We've never been more divided.

1386
01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:28,853
We have permanent war,
and the list goes on.

1387
01:35:28,940 --> 01:35:33,249
So, clearly, the metric,
this left-brain metric,

1388
01:35:33,336 --> 01:35:35,991
failed miserably.

1389
01:35:36,078 --> 01:35:39,124
But there is an answer.

1390
01:35:39,777 --> 01:35:41,779
A new evolution.

1391
01:35:43,172 --> 01:35:49,178
So, won't be this anymore
or this left brain

1392
01:35:49,265 --> 01:35:51,223
but this right brain

1393
01:35:51,310 --> 01:35:55,619
where the most creative
are in charge.

1394
01:35:55,706 --> 01:36:00,798
Look, I'm not just gonna
sit here and act like I didn't find Stan's old article

1395
01:36:00,885 --> 01:36:03,801
where he referred to <i>Tilt</i>
as overrated,

1396
01:36:03,888 --> 01:36:07,283
Bianca's rather unflattering
paparazzi shots.

1397
01:36:07,370 --> 01:36:08,937
Not good. Not too pretty.

1398
01:36:09,024 --> 01:36:11,678
And let's not forget Clara's
digs about your bald head.

1399
01:36:11,766 --> 01:36:13,245
And even you can't
wiggle your way free

1400
01:36:13,332 --> 01:36:14,769
after murdering
hundreds of people.

1401
01:36:14,856 --> 01:36:16,858
I didn't murder
hundreds of people.

1402
01:36:16,945 --> 01:36:19,774
You didn't murder Stan Sullivan,
Clara Armstrong,

1403
01:36:19,861 --> 01:36:22,124
Bianca Tyson,
Emily Katz, and Bill Lotto?

1404
01:36:22,211 --> 01:36:23,995
Oh, yeah, I murdered them.

1405
01:36:25,344 --> 01:36:29,653
You should know
your masterpiece, Ariel,

1406
01:36:29,740 --> 01:36:33,657
is also the introduction
to our story.

1407
01:36:35,441 --> 01:36:37,182
No one will condone murder.

1408
01:36:39,315 --> 01:36:43,406
But if it's scandalous enough,
they'll never stop talking about it.

1409
01:36:43,493 --> 01:36:46,626
Besides, you're not gonna stop
becoming Catholic

1410
01:36:46,713 --> 01:36:49,194
'cause you read a book
about the Crusades.

1411
01:36:49,281 --> 01:36:53,633
You're serving a life sentence
five times over.

1412
01:36:53,720 --> 01:36:56,549
Why not just tell us
where the bodies are?

1413
01:36:56,636 --> 01:36:58,203
Where are the Levelists?

1414
01:36:59,291 --> 01:37:00,510
Around.

1415
01:37:01,380 --> 01:37:06,516
<i>We're spread out,</i>
<i>but still connected</i> <i>to teach the young</i>

1416
01:37:06,603 --> 01:37:08,823
<i>and sprout new chapters,</i>

1417
01:37:08,910 --> 01:37:11,129
<i>to preserve dying crafts,</i>

1418
01:37:11,216 --> 01:37:13,349
<i>to inspire and comfort,</i>

1419
01:37:13,436 --> 01:37:16,918
<i>to fan the flames</i>
<i>of raw enthusiasm,</i>

1420
01:37:17,005 --> 01:37:22,575
<i>to closely monitor those</i>
<i>who obstruct</i> <i>the divinely burdened.</i>

1421
01:37:22,662 --> 01:37:25,361
<i>Not hiding but waiting.</i>

1422
01:37:25,448 --> 01:37:27,624
<i>Waiting to better tomorrow.</i>

1423
01:37:27,711 --> 01:37:30,801
So, what was in
the champagne glasses, then?

1424
01:37:33,021 --> 01:37:34,283
Champagne.

1425
01:37:34,370 --> 01:37:36,328
- Okay.
-Oh.

1426
01:37:36,415 --> 01:37:38,765
With talent comes forgiveness.

1427
01:37:38,853 --> 01:37:40,593
The bigger the talent,

1428
01:37:40,680 --> 01:37:43,205
the more complete
the forgiveness.

1429
01:37:44,206 --> 01:37:47,470
Level will grow and grow.

1430
01:37:49,602 --> 01:37:52,910
We just, uh...

1431
01:37:53,476 --> 01:37:56,479
needed someone
to get the ball rolling.

1432
01:37:56,566 --> 01:37:58,046
So, um...

1433
01:38:01,788 --> 01:38:03,355
Come on. You get it.

1434
01:38:06,532 --> 01:38:07,446
So, why me?

1435
01:38:07,533 --> 01:38:08,883
Disco.

1436
01:38:12,060 --> 01:38:14,105
Two reasons, really.

1437
01:38:15,106 --> 01:38:17,108
One for us, one for me.

1438
01:38:17,979 --> 01:38:20,677
For us, we felt
you were a pure vessel,

1439
01:38:20,764 --> 01:38:24,420
completely uncorrupted
by success,

1440
01:38:24,507 --> 01:38:27,553
uncorrupted by cheap shots
for clicks.

1441
01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:30,339
For me, while looking
through your background,

1442
01:38:30,426 --> 01:38:35,300
I read a story you'd written
about a school board lady.

1443
01:38:35,387 --> 01:38:37,824
- Remember that?
-Carol Reggo?

1444
01:38:37,912 --> 01:38:41,916
That piece was less
than 500 words. It was before I was even at <i>J.</i>

1445
01:38:42,003 --> 01:38:46,398
You wrote that her chin was

1446
01:38:46,485 --> 01:38:49,749
"delightfully inconspicuous."

1447
01:38:51,751 --> 01:38:55,016
And I needed my chin
in good hands.

1448
01:39:08,594 --> 01:39:11,946
<i>: Once in</i>
<i>a generation, a tragedy</i> <i>so compelling occurs,</i>

1449
01:39:12,033 --> 01:39:14,122
<i>it grabs the entire world's</i>
<i>attention.</i>

1450
01:39:14,209 --> 01:39:15,906
<i>Most people condemn</i>
<i>the horrific events</i>

1451
01:39:15,993 --> 01:39:17,952
<i>that took place</i>
<i>a few years ago,</i>

1452
01:39:18,039 --> 01:39:21,216
<i>while a growing minority</i>
<i>sympathize with</i> <i>the guilty party.</i>

1453
01:39:21,303 --> 01:39:23,087
<i>After all,</i>Caesar's Request

1454
01:39:23,174 --> 01:39:26,003
<i>has sold millions of copies</i>
<i>since its release.</i>

1455
01:39:26,090 --> 01:39:28,005
<i>But the one thing</i>
<i>we can all agree on...</i>

1456
01:39:28,092 --> 01:39:30,094
<i>Our next guest is a star.</i>

1457
01:39:30,181 --> 01:39:32,705
<i>Her new book</i>
<i>was an instant bestseller,</i>

1458
01:39:32,792 --> 01:39:35,578
but unless
you've been living on Mars, you already know that.

1459
01:39:35,665 --> 01:39:38,015
Ms. Ecton, good morning.
Congratulations.

1460
01:39:38,102 --> 01:39:39,930
I'm so thrilled to be
sitting down with you today.

1461
01:39:40,017 --> 01:39:42,759
I mean, <i>Our Time in the Sand</i>
is such a daring,

1462
01:39:42,846 --> 01:39:44,152
beautiful novel.

1463
01:39:44,239 --> 01:39:45,805
What does it feel like
to have written the book

1464
01:39:45,892 --> 01:39:47,720
that everybody's talking about?

1465
01:39:54,205 --> 01:39:55,598
Ms. Ecton?

1466
01:40:22,625 --> 01:40:26,977
<i>♪ Congratulations on the mess</i>
<i>You made of things ♪</i>

1467
01:40:27,891 --> 01:40:32,548
<i>♪ I'm trying to reconstruct</i>
<i>The air and all that brings ♪</i>

1468
01:40:33,505 --> 01:40:38,032
<i>♪ And oxidation is</i>
<i>The compromise you own ♪</i>

1469
01:40:38,119 --> 01:40:40,251
<i>♪ But this is beginning</i>
<i>To feel ♪</i>

1470
01:40:40,338 --> 01:40:42,906
<i>♪ Like the dog wants a bone </i>

1471
01:40:42,993 --> 01:40:44,516
<i>♪ Say </i>

1472
01:40:44,603 --> 01:40:49,826
<i>♪ La, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la, la ♪</i>

1473
01:40:49,913 --> 01:40:54,483
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la ♪</i>

1474
01:40:55,527 --> 01:41:00,010
<i>♪ La, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la, la ♪</i>

1475
01:41:01,011 --> 01:41:05,450
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la ♪</i>

1476
01:41:06,234 --> 01:41:10,542
<i>♪ You force your fire and then</i>
<i>You falsify your deeds ♪</i>

1477
01:41:11,587 --> 01:41:14,329
<i>♪ Your methods dot</i>
<i>The disconnect ♪</i>

1478
01:41:14,416 --> 01:41:16,200
<i>♪ From all your creeds </i>

1479
01:41:17,158 --> 01:41:21,640
<i>♪ And fortune strives to fill</i>
<i>The vacuum that it feeds ♪</i>

1480
01:41:21,727 --> 01:41:24,121
<i>♪ But this is beginning</i>
<i>To feel ♪</i>

1481
01:41:24,208 --> 01:41:26,602
<i>♪ Like the dog's lost a lead </i>

1482
01:41:26,689 --> 01:41:28,212
<i>♪ Say </i>

1483
01:41:28,299 --> 01:41:32,738
<i>♪ La, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la, la ♪</i>

1484
01:41:33,739 --> 01:41:38,004
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la ♪</i>

1485
01:41:39,136 --> 01:41:43,488
<i>♪ La, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la, la ♪</i>

1486
01:41:44,446 --> 01:41:48,972
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la ♪</i>

1487
01:41:50,016 --> 01:41:51,844
<i>♪ This is beginning</i>
<i>To feel like ♪</i>

1488
01:41:51,931 --> 01:41:54,456
<i>♪ The long-winded blues</i>
<i>Of the never ♪</i>

1489
01:41:55,413 --> 01:41:57,198
<i>♪ This is beginning</i>
<i>To feel like ♪</i>

1490
01:41:57,285 --> 01:41:58,808
<i>♪ It's curling up slowly </i>

1491
01:41:58,895 --> 01:42:00,897
<i>♪ And finding a throat</i>
<i>To choke ♪</i>

1492
01:42:00,984 --> 01:42:02,725
<i>♪ This is beginning</i>
<i>To feel like ♪</i>

1493
01:42:02,812 --> 01:42:05,380
<i>♪ The long-winded blues</i>
<i>Of the never ♪</i>

1494
01:42:06,424 --> 01:42:08,252
<i>♪ Barely controlled</i>
<i>Locomotive ♪</i>

1495
01:42:08,339 --> 01:42:11,821
<i>♪ Consuming the picture and</i>
<i>Blowing the crows, the smoke ♪</i>

1496
01:42:11,908 --> 01:42:13,649
<i>♪ This is beginning</i>
<i>To feel like ♪</i>

1497
01:42:13,736 --> 01:42:16,260
<i>♪ The long-winded blues</i>
<i>Of the never ♪</i>

1498
01:42:17,174 --> 01:42:20,438
<i>♪ Static explosion devoted</i>
<i>To crushing the broken ♪</i>

1499
01:42:20,525 --> 01:42:22,701
<i>♪ And shoving their souls</i>
<i>To ghost ♪</i>

1500
01:42:22,788 --> 01:42:28,011
<i>♪ Eternalized, objectified</i>
<i>You set your sights so high ♪</i>

1501
01:42:28,098 --> 01:42:30,013
<i>♪ But this is beginning</i>
<i>To feel like ♪</i>

1502
01:42:30,100 --> 01:42:33,625
<i>♪ The bolt busted loose</i>
<i>From the lever ♪</i>

1503
01:42:33,712 --> 01:42:36,106
<i>♪ Never mind,</i>
<i>Death professor ♪</i>

1504
01:42:36,193 --> 01:42:38,804
<i>♪ Your structure's fine</i>
<i>My dust is better ♪</i>

1505
01:42:38,891 --> 01:42:40,893
<i>♪ Your victim flies so high </i>

1506
01:42:40,980 --> 01:42:44,462
<i>♪ All to catch a bird's-eye</i>
<i>View of who's next ♪</i>

1507
01:42:44,549 --> 01:42:47,248
<i>♪ Never you mind</i>
<i>Death professor ♪</i>

1508
01:42:47,335 --> 01:42:49,815
<i>♪ Love is life</i>
<i>My love is better ♪</i>

1509
01:42:49,902 --> 01:42:51,948
<i>♪ Your victim flies so high </i>

1510
01:42:52,035 --> 01:42:55,299
<i>♪ Eyes could be the diamonds</i>
<i>Confused with who's next ♪</i>

1511
01:42:55,386 --> 01:42:58,041
<i>♪ Never you mind</i>
<i>Death professor ♪</i>

1512
01:42:58,128 --> 01:43:00,609
<i>♪ Your shocks are fine</i>
<i>My struts are better ♪</i>

1513
01:43:00,696 --> 01:43:02,785
<i>♪ Your fiction flies so high </i>

1514
01:43:02,872 --> 01:43:06,310
<i>♪ Y'all could use a doctor</i>
<i>Who's sick, who's next? ♪</i>

1515
01:43:06,397 --> 01:43:08,965
<i>♪ Never you mind</i>
<i>Death professor ♪</i>

1516
01:43:09,052 --> 01:43:11,663
<i>♪ Electrified</i>
<i>My love is better ♪</i>

1517
01:43:11,750 --> 01:43:13,752
<i>♪ It's crystallized, so am I </i>

1518
01:43:13,839 --> 01:43:17,278
<i>♪ All could be the diamond</i>
<i>Fused with who's next ♪</i>

1519
01:43:17,365 --> 01:43:19,236
<i>♪ This is beginning</i>
<i>To feel like ♪</i>

1520
01:43:19,323 --> 01:43:22,108
<i>♪ The dawn</i>
<i>Of a loser forever ♪</i>

1521
01:43:22,761 --> 01:43:24,676
<i>♪ This is beginning</i>
<i>To feel like ♪</i>

1522
01:43:24,763 --> 01:43:27,331
<i>♪ The dawn of a loser forever </i>

1523
01:43:28,202 --> 01:43:29,899
<i>♪ This is beginning</i>
<i>To feel like ♪</i>

1524
01:43:29,986 --> 01:43:32,554
<i>♪ The dawn of a loser forever </i>

1525
01:43:33,555 --> 01:43:35,426
<i>♪ This is beginning</i>
<i>To feel like ♪</i>

1526
01:43:35,513 --> 01:43:38,037
<i>♪ The dawn of a loser forever </i>

1527
01:43:39,125 --> 01:43:40,910
<i>♪ This is beginning</i>
<i>To feel like ♪</i>

1528
01:43:40,997 --> 01:43:43,652
<i>♪ The dawn of a loser forever </i>